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The Royal Bedchamber
Pheroneous Started conversation May 22, 2001
[Guinevere]
**searching under the bed, rump exposed**
Where the hell's those batteries?
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 22, 2001
[Arthur]
...honey... get a grip!
I was only away for like 2 days!
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Pheroneous Posted May 22, 2001
[Guinevere]
**Muffled, from under the bed**
Two days. Exactly. Two whole flipping days. How's a maiden supposed to get made, with you galavanting off for two days at a time? Forty eight hours without a...ahh! There they are!
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 22, 2001
[Arthur]
Guin baby... please!
And pray do tell me... how did you get your maidenhood belt without THIS key...
*reaches a chain he wears around the neck, only to produce... an empty chain*
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Pheroneous Posted May 22, 2001
[Guinevere]
**waves, or rather, wobbles rump at Arthur in attempt to distract him**
Ooh! Arthur, you are awful!
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Pheroneous Posted May 22, 2001
[Guinevere]
**Muffled, still under bed**
Come in, come in. Quick!
Is that you Belle. (Phew I'm saved!)
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 22, 2001
[maid Belle]
yeah 'mam, its me 'mam... Sir Lancelot says he might have forgotten his under...
*suddenly looks at Arthur*
...underwater scuba gear? in.. the kitchen.. er... wonder if you've seen it?
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Pheroneous Posted May 22, 2001
[Guinevere]
**emrging from under bed and decorously covering plump rump**
That rings a bell, Belle. Why don't you give the kitchen a bell, Belle, (**points to internal telephone**) and ask the chef of the day?
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 22, 2001
[Belle]
..er... never mind madam.. I will go to the kitchen and ask meself!
*runs out*
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Pheroneous Posted May 22, 2001
[Guinevere]
**Turns to Arthur**
And now, you pathetic excuse for a King, get your kit off and get into bed now! I have a use for you!
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Pheroneous Posted May 23, 2001
[Guinevere]
Oh dear, oh dear. Not a lot of enthusiasm there then! You are really going to have to do better than that, Arty my lad!
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 23, 2001
[Arthur]
...not now honey... I have a headache...
Besides I gotta go check on merlin! That old goat is bound to get in trouble!
*leaves room and heads for Grand Hall*
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted May 23, 2001
[Morgan La Fey]{a little on the all-devouring side of randy}
Is there anything I can do for you?
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 23, 2001
[Guin]
...why... I thought you'd NEVER ask...
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted May 23, 2001
[Morgan La Fey]
*places batteries in strange pointy object that Queen G is holding out*
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 23, 2001
[Belle]
*knock-knock*
-Madam Sir Lancelot is requesting to see you!
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Pheroneous Posted May 23, 2001
[Percy]
**Knock - Knock**
(Calling out) Your butter, Madame!
(To Belle) Who has she got in there this morning, then?
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 23, 2001
[Belle]
...well 10 minutes ago it was big A. ... now...
I dunno... I think we should take a peek...
*slightly opening the door*
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- 1: Pheroneous (May 22, 2001)
- 2: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 22, 2001)
- 3: Pheroneous (May 22, 2001)
- 4: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 22, 2001)
- 5: Pheroneous (May 22, 2001)
- 6: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 22, 2001)
- 7: Pheroneous (May 22, 2001)
- 8: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 22, 2001)
- 9: Pheroneous (May 22, 2001)
- 10: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 22, 2001)
- 11: Pheroneous (May 22, 2001)
- 12: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
- 13: Pheroneous (May 23, 2001)
- 14: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
- 15: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (May 23, 2001)
- 16: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
- 17: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (May 23, 2001)
- 18: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
- 19: Pheroneous (May 23, 2001)
- 20: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
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