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Pheroneous Posted Jan 29, 2003
[kA]
No fancy tools can save you now. I see the truth (and other bits) revealed before me! Banishment to... Hang on a sec.
**Adjusts earpiece of mobile phone in ear. Walks up and down, gesticulating and talking into empty space**
Merlin, is that you??
No, she's here. I am looking at her.
Where???
What lake???
Are you mad???
I don't understand! Apart from anything else, my queen is... was until now... faithful and true to her beloved husband!!
Why are you laughing in that horrible way??
Look, I simply do not believe it. She is a good woman! And she is here. In front of me.
No... NO!!!!.... NO!!!!!!!
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jan 29, 2003
[qG]
Darling, no, he only helped me with the zipper. I wanted to throw him out afterwards. You know that I know that you would never tolerate such behaviour. Or deserve it...
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Pheroneous Posted Jan 29, 2003
[kA]
***Somewhat mollified, but not convinced, though pleased at the prospect of throwing yet another prospective suitor out of the window!***
Well, I am not sure... after all you are showing him lots of your best bits!
By the way, before we get into a big fight with lots of exciting missiles flying around the room, I know its wierd but this Merlin chappie reckons he is having a bit of a thing with you down at some lake or other!!! You don't know anything about that at all??
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jan 29, 2003
[qG]
Primarily I didn't want him to see anything at all. Believe me 
And I have no idea what this old voluptuary is talking about.
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Pheroneous Posted Jan 29, 2003
[kA]
Well, he always was a bit crazy. Even I know a queen cannot be in two places at once!
***Glares at CoG***
You still here??? How exactly would you like to defenestrate?? Voluntarily? Or with my pointy mailed foot up your backside??
***Gazes at Queen***
No need to dress, dear. We have to celebrate the decease of this... this... this ex Captain of the Guard!
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Hapi - Hippo #5 Posted Jan 29, 2003
who .. me.. ? I didn't see anything.... certainly not my queen .. sorry.. My Queen without any clothes on.. nekkid as it were.. no king.. certainly not.. not me...
Will anyone help me get her knickers out if this zipper for chrissakes? with a bit of bad luck this kingy character will have me hanged if I don't
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Pheroneous Posted Jan 31, 2003
[kA]
***Goes over and peers out of the window***
Hmph! Didn't even say goodbye! And now I suppose I have to find another CotG.. When they make you king, they don't warn you about personnel problems, employment law and all that... I'll have to go and find the Human Resources manager or someone... If I have one! Later, later...
***Goes and sits on bed***
Now then, my dear, come over here and lets see if we can't sort out this clothing problem!
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Feb 1, 2003
[qG]
*sigh*
They never say goodbye. But usually they survive anyway.
*looks out of the window, rump exposed, shouts*
Thank you very much for the technical assistance, CotG!
*waves enthusiastically*
Well done!
*joins her husband*
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Pheroneous Posted Feb 2, 2003
**Starts taking off various bits of armour and chucking them in the corner, as they chat merrily proceeds **
Seems to me we have two options here, Guiney, (Clang.. knee bit) We could resort to the rending of garmets (Clang.. elbow bit) or I could spend many patient hours disentangling (Clang.. shoulder bit) these exotic bits of underwear which, incidentally, I don't remember buying for you!! (Clang.. other shoulder bit). So whats it to be? (Clang... chest bit) Violence or patience??
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Mar 3, 2003
[qG]
Four weeks on my knees should be enough.
Or do you still want to know where the underwear comes from?
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Hapi - Hippo #5 Posted Mar 4, 2003
[CotG] *was badly injured from his fall, climbed for four weeks up the steep wall and, hanging by his fingernails on the window hears qG shout about her underwear*
*falls and crashes again several hundred feet down*
Not again...
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Hapi - Hippo #5 Posted Mar 4, 2003
not really.. being a ghost I can lurk indefinitely 
*which raises an interesting question: can a grin or not?*
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Mar 4, 2003
[qG]
*
es, then remembers her decent education and tries to look 
*
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