h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[qG]
*is depressed, is very depressed*

Hey.. stop depressing! cheer up! Don't let them get you down!

[qG]
Exactly. WHAT?

Cheer up, Gwen. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad.
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble. Give a whistle.
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...



Always look on the bright side of life.

Always look on the light side of life.



If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
And...

[qG]
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,

Just before you draw your terminal breath.

UUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh...

must have been the whiskey bavarois........

UUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh.....hh

[qG]
*enters to change her clothes*
*undresses*
*opens the armoire*

[qG]
*ponders*

**ponders as well.. on the risk of the king rushing in to find the queen somewhat undressed and .. errrrrrrrrrr undressed?? **
***** **** ***** *** *****

[qG]
*takes out a dress*
*ponders weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore*
*puts the dress back*

Come on Guinny... cheer up.. Here let me pour you some wine, come and sit down here

[qG]

*stares at the CotG*
What are YOU doing here?

Well, staring of course, and in general having a good time.

Oh, yes, and guarding of course..

[qG]
Guarding what?

Well.. you of course?

[qG]
Thank you very much, Mr. CotG.
I don't think I need your help at the moment.

*turns away and takes out another dress*

Well... wait.
You COULD help me with this zipper.

[kA]

***Rapidly enters the room, dashes straight across to the en-suite bathroom, closing door behind him***

***Various ablution type noises are heard. Some quite non-regal it has to be said. Followed by a great sigh of relief, various washing type noises, and some cheery whistling***

***Ambles happily into bedroom, this time paying attention to qG at mirror.***

Hi Queenie! Nice to see your back!

***Slaps own thigh in pantomime fashion, roaring at own joke. (You're back... Your back... get it.. tee hee tee hee. Espies CoG. Loses humour.***

And just what are YOU up to. Or is... there... something... going... on... that I should know about???

***Glares at one then the other***

Hey, Hi, King.. how's life??



Here, hold this please will you?



and could you please get us some small pliers? and perhaps a very small screwdriver?? Thanks, King!