A Conversation for CAMELOT (A place of enchantment and participation)
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Orcus Started conversation May 29, 2001
[Borg 178]
Humans, surrender your weapons. Your racial indivuality will be added to our own, Resistance is futile! Death is irrelevant.
*blast the ground a few times with an ion cannon*
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Munchkin Posted May 29, 2001
[Dalek #4, stuck in concrete just over the way] I wouldn't even bother mate, the place is just not worth it. No TV, very muddy, and dull conversation.
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted May 29, 2001
[vanishing Brian]
Some things in life are bad
they can really make you mad
other things just make you swear and cuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
The Borg Cube
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted May 29, 2001
[Borg Queen's head]
*attaches to Borg Queen's body*
*shakes body and steps forward*
We are the Borg.
Brian {now known as 17 of 42} under the chin.
You are SO much more attractive now, 17 of 42.
You may attend your Queen tonight, after your duty shift.
You will tell us everything you know about these puny Earthlings.
There are some things we wish to know about this puny
before we assimilate it.
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Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! Posted May 29, 2001
[Sexy ex-Borg chick]
*beams aboard*
*shoots phaser at several Borg drones*
*runs about a bit without breaking into a sweat*
*runs at Borg Queen and grapples her to the ground*
[Batmanesque-type-sound effects]
SMASH!
SPLAT!
KICK!
OOF!
PUNCH!
[Borg Queen]
Where are the bodyguards?
Destroy this peroxide-silicone-enhanced-half-breed!
[Sexy ex-Borg chick]
How dare you call me a half-breed!
*SLAP*
*PUNCH*
[Borg Queen]
*falls unconscious*
*head rolls off*
[Sexy ex-Borg chick]
*grabs 17 of 42 and changes him back into Brian*
[Brian]
Wha....?
[Sexy ex-Borg chick]
*touches com badge*
Seven of Nine to Voyager.
Mission accomplished Captain.
Two to beam aboard.
[Transporter beam]
*activates*
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted May 29, 2001
The middle ages are more exiting than my history teacher told us 
can I offer you a 
pritty borg lady??
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Orcus Posted May 29, 2001
[Borg 5 of 80]
Sticks out at Brian as he beams out.
Splitter!
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Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! Posted May 29, 2001
[Sexy ex-Borg chick]
*beams back aboard and grabs 5*
Fancy coming back to my place?
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Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! Posted May 29, 2001
[Sexy ex-Borg chick]
I never make promises.
I will require some assistance in extricating myself from this leather catsuit though.
Would you care to assist me, 5? 
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Orcus Posted May 29, 2001
[Borg 5 of 80]
Certainly!
*raises circular saw attachment on right hand and activated it*
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Jun 8, 2001
[Merlin]
*into beard*
This was not quite the spell I meant...
[Morgaine]
You need to be more careful when you mutter strange phrases into those secret viles of yours...
[Merlin]
Resistance is futile! Resistance is futile! I was just trying to make sure the bl***y stuff worked!
(sorry, not that funny, best I can do for right now)
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Jun 9, 2001
[42 0f 42] 
Sexy ex-Borg chick, aren't you going to catch your death of cold like that? 
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Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! Posted Jun 13, 2001
[sexy ex-Borg chick]
No, I am strong.
Does my nakedness bother anyone else here?
The Borg Cube
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Jun 13, 2001
[Hugh]
*fetches large towel to cover her up*
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- 1: Orcus (May 29, 2001)
- 2: Munchkin (May 29, 2001)
- 3: Floh Fortuneswell (May 29, 2001)
- 4: Orcus (May 29, 2001)
- 5: Floh Fortuneswell (May 29, 2001)
- 6: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (May 29, 2001)
- 7: Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! (May 29, 2001)
- 8: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (May 29, 2001)
- 9: Orcus (May 29, 2001)
- 10: Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! (May 29, 2001)
- 11: Orcus (May 29, 2001)
- 12: Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! (May 29, 2001)
- 13: Orcus (May 29, 2001)
- 14: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (May 29, 2001)
- 15: Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! (Jun 5, 2001)
- 16: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Jun 8, 2001)
- 17: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jun 9, 2001)
- 18: Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! (Jun 13, 2001)
- 19: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 13, 2001)
- 20: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jun 13, 2001)
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