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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Started conversation May 23, 2004
alright i have been here for a while now without makeing an office...
I admit it... I wanted my clients to get more insane and i wont cure any of that...
I am a fake a phony a fraud and i cant spell to save my self.
but i will still say your nuts and hit you over the head with a big stick or make you a nice cup of tea 
or what ever you would prefer...
so come in and sit down on the psychiatrists couch... and tell me all your problems...
then i will have someone tie you up in a nice white coat and take you away to somewhere safe
Dr Anthea (thingite psychiatrist)
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted May 23, 2004
I have a touch of schioprenic-megalomania 
I have this urge to re-name the days of the week and am convinced I live this alternate existence in a world of cyber oddness where I have a legion of about 400 men women and animals pledged to follow my banner.
Am I crazy?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted May 23, 2004
Oh yes I should think that you are one of the most crazy people that are currently in existence...
but then again you have renamed the days of the week, you do exist on h2g2 you do have over 400 men women and animals and others... willing to follow you... so i guess it isent that crazy...
now if you said there was such a thing as real life i would have to have you locked away in a padded room for your own safty...
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted May 24, 2004
You can't say anything to my nuts!
Ain't got none. 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted May 24, 2004
well that is very interesting
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Narapoia Posted May 24, 2004
So, Anthea, you think you're a psychiatrist. Tell me, how long have been having these delusions?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted May 24, 2004
Well its been long over a year now...
And although i take this medication It dosent get better...
Indeed every so often i get the urge to randomly attack sane people with a spork
really i would describe myself as an anti-psychiatrist
I aim to increese and intensify insanity not help people get over it
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Narapoia Posted May 24, 2004
Well you're probably in the right place.
On the other hand it'll be an easy job, as I don't think any Thingites want to get Over It at all!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted May 24, 2004
Yeah I know...
I think i have been the thingite psychologist for over a year...
I just never made an office...
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Narapoia Posted May 24, 2004
Well, one hates to be so rational about it but if there was a demand you would have had to do it earlier.
On the other hand, if there was no office, people wouldn't know where to queue...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted May 25, 2004
Indeed...
normaly they just tryed to kill me...
well at least they have an office to do that in now...
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jun 1, 2004
I'm sane. It's just everybody else who's barking mad.
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AK - fancy that! Posted Jun 1, 2004
Really? they bark? or is that just you being dilusional?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jun 1, 2004
Indeed...
is this tree bark or dogs barking?
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AK - fancy that! Posted Jun 1, 2004
and what color is it?
Anthea, are you a psychologist or a psychiatrist?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jun 2, 2004
Or a brain surgeon?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jun 2, 2004
officialy,
psychiatrist,
but unofficaly i will do anything you ask me to turn my hand to
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jun 2, 2004
Shark Baiter!
~Looks down at Dr A~
You've shrunk enough!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jun 2, 2004
*the fact that shes currently 5"10 when wereing flat shoes* 
are you sure?
I mean... i think you have the wrong end of the stick
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jun 2, 2004
Nah!
I poke people with the pointy end!
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- 1: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (May 23, 2004)
- 2: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (May 23, 2004)
- 3: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (May 23, 2004)
- 4: Shea the Sarcastic (May 24, 2004)
- 5: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (May 24, 2004)
- 6: Narapoia (May 24, 2004)
- 7: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (May 24, 2004)
- 8: Narapoia (May 24, 2004)
- 9: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (May 24, 2004)
- 10: Narapoia (May 24, 2004)
- 11: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (May 25, 2004)
- 12: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jun 1, 2004)
- 13: AK - fancy that! (Jun 1, 2004)
- 14: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jun 1, 2004)
- 15: AK - fancy that! (Jun 1, 2004)
- 16: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jun 2, 2004)
- 17: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jun 2, 2004)
- 18: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jun 2, 2004)
- 19: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jun 2, 2004)
- 20: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jun 2, 2004)
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