h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*gets a pad of paper and a pencil to make notes*

Don't be shy, we're doctors. It's all right, you can tell us!

I would have preferred a more oily fish (who wouldn't?), but frankly it was fantastic! Much much better by far than those Krankies parties. "Who are you?" "I'm wee Jimmy Krankie. Who are you?" "I'm wee Jimmy Krankie too. Fancy a..." BORING! Maybe a peppered mackerel next time (for extra stingage).

Oh you meant therapy wise how does it feel? I haven't seen any dead people and I can't taste any colours. All in all that halibut slapping was like a fresh cup of tea in Ireland when it's not raining and it's daytime and it's the morning and there's biscuits and you've had your breakfast already and tis a while 'til lunch and these biscuits will tide me over nicely thank you especially the garibaldis, but for future reference kitkats are a no no especially two finger kit kats in particular.

Really. You get all that, Anth?

*finishes writing*

Yes I have it all written down

Thank you for participating in this experiment, if you'd just sign this form.

Will an

x

do?

only if you can't remember your name,

x

thankyou again
is there anything else we can possably do for you?
a labotomy perhaps?
or a paint bloch test?
or.... some nice friendly "not brain washing"

Thank you for signing the form that allows us to do additional experiments on you without your consent

Dream analysis might be good Anthea. Mind you you'd have to cure the insomnia first. Stopping all the whispering might be a start there and especially the whispering too it stops me sleeping tired.

No problem Ralph. I'm sure it's all for a worthwhile cause.

*wanders in* I didn't know we had a shrink...

Well, we do. Lie down and tell me all about it.

*lies down*

It is a pronoun. It can be used to describe a nonhuman entity or an object whose gender has not been specified. It can also be used as the subject of an impersonal verb (often as in weather)....

*hides behind a lush pot plant languishing in the corner of the office*

*looks at the ostrich hiding behind a small cactus in the corner*


Clive... can I help you with something?
or perhaps you came for tea and cake?

Dr Anthea,

To assist in yardwater's treatment I suggest that you do not, under any circumstances, mention mugs or South Shields.

Hope this helps.


Stu.

oh how interesting...

So why havent I to mention mugs or South Shields
how do they make you feel yardwater?