h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah... sounds good

lets put one of those up then

Okay.

Where's the paint?

one of the patients mitstook it for tea...

BLEECHHH!!!! AAAGGHHH THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!! This isn't TEA! It's almost completely UNLIKE tea!

I think we just found out who it was...

I doubt we can paint the sign in tea.

oh you never know...
with the quality of tea this place gets I doubt there is much of a difference

If we knew someone who could spill write we could snort food colourings and spit words onto the dore. Words that say something signy. What was the sign going to say agin?

"Free biccys and a plant in here and drinks so please enter via hole size of dore and a doctor as well who has marbles and hopefilly some of them is green, but not green like mould which is bluey, but green like the leaves on grapefruit trees happy in Spian." ??

or maybe

"NO MORE HEAD HURT"

I dunno cos my thoughtbucket doesn't overflow any more since I got here. I been pretending to be a turtle by the bookcase for 15 days now. Not a dead turtle though. That would be wrong. Turtles aren't snails.

*gets out shock theropy kit*

I can smell burning. Can you smell burning? Something must be burning I reckon. It stinks too.... Oooh look a blue pen!

*straps Yardwater to the table*

ah thankyou Ralph,
now for the fun to begin
we will ask you a serese of questions for each one you do not answer to our satisfaction we shall give you a little shock....

do you understand?

Is it a sympton of my state of mind that the first site I went to after joining was a shrinks office?
(something I would never do in the real world, despite...or because of the stress in my everyday existence)
I can handle it... just let me dig this carpet from between my teeth......and say greetings. Delighted to note that you also love the discworld, I have just introduced two work colleagues to its delights (had to lend them my entire collection... but don't worry...I know how to get rid of a body if they fail to return said items).... but greetings from Australia... if you need any info about Jingo.... I can verify or vehermently deny any inaccuracies....(and yes the spiders have all eaten the snakes)

so did the spiders share the snakes between them or was it one spider who ate all the snakes and left the others catching flys or starving by the road side?

original reports had
spiders 167,677,026 snakes 153,456,954
however the pest cane toads are rapidly catching up to the spiders and given their excessive breeding rate will in time surpass them

200000 volts work for you, Anth?

I'm still here. My smell of turtle is the perfect stealth. I surpass ugly people laughingly.

Is that turdy thing a turd?

I'm still here, too.

200000 is great Ralph

(sorry got... distracted)

sh*t happens. Here goes!



CLEAR!




*all the lights go out*