A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
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yardwater Posted Mar 23, 2005
Ssssh Stu..... I've been secretly and systematically stealing Anthea's mugs for weeks now. I hypnotised her and now she thinks I'm a water cooler and that my water is just 'a little bit rusty'. She didn't even bat an eyelid when the water cooler sauntered past with a brace of mugs... they're so pretty... and clean...
South Shields just gets sneakier. I was all ready for a good Staring today (fed myself up with curry last night in preparation) and now South Shields goes all sunny and bright... I hear what you're thinking (I hear what everyone's thinking) and no I couldn't 'just wear sunglasses', because sunglasses are against the rules in Staring Out you idiot. Duh.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 24, 2005
So Yardwater you have been stealing my mugs and brian washing me?
Ralph... I think its time we started having some fun 
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yardwater Posted Mar 24, 2005
Yes I have indeed been brian washing you. Remember your childhood dog called Poopsy? Didn't even exist... a figment of my imagination! Now where's that cake you mentioned?
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Stu Posted Mar 24, 2005
I wouldn't mention 
or 
or anything else do to with kitchen's. Yardy has a nasty habit of surprising people in kitchens.
I hope you're getting a good all round impression of the type of character he is. 
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yardwater Posted Mar 24, 2005
You're undoing all my brianwashing here Stu. Anthea will be noticing all the biscuits have gone next. I hope she's not one of these lock 'em up and electrocute them psychiatrists... or even worse: she could be into lobottomy.
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Dr Jeffreyo Posted Mar 24, 2005
I've put off my frontal lobotomy until I at least finish the bottles in front of me. Can you shock me gain, Doc? Up the voltage this time though.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 25, 2005
it would be a pleasure Dr Jeffreyo
and perhaps our lurking warlord would like some biscutes but he'll have to extract them from yardwater first,
now where did I leave that streght jacket so i can tye him up?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 29, 2005
*saws open Yardwater's skull with a rusty hacksaw*
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Stu Posted Mar 30, 2005
*Offers any assistance required in sawing open yardwater's skull*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 1, 2005
Your brain. Phew, it'll have to come out.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 1, 2005
ah well he'll hardly notice
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 4, 2005
No, indeed. We might, though. We'd have some peace and quiet.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 4, 2005
ah sounds like a wonderful thing yet i think its a little too hopeful Ralph...
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 5, 2005
Yeah, we seem to attract madness.
The sign on the door may have something to do with it.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 5, 2005
what sign on the door? I never put a sign on the door 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 8, 2005
What? No sign saying Shrink's Office?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 8, 2005
oh that sign...
I thought you ment there was another one
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 12, 2005
No...what sign would attract more loonies?
Well, perhaps one that says 'free marbles'
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- 123: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 24, 2005)
- 124: yardwater (Mar 24, 2005)
- 125: Stu (Mar 24, 2005)
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- 128: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 25, 2005)
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