h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh okay. So *as he is chained to the neighbors* if i decide to leave i can get more weapons back?

you get the weapons you brought and no more
i must warn you there is a barbed wire fence, a patch or prickly cactus plants, and many other things that are going to be difficult to escape through. also the other square states in the region are also under my control, i like nice, organized things, like squares. there's nothing unexpected about a square.


andit's the one on the left ya gotta worry about...
and everything else

Fun. I brought two short swords and fifteen throwing knives.

well seeing as i don't know where you would hide additional weapons i'll take your word for it.


andit's the one on the left ya gotta worry about...
and everything else

I could hide them in my anus but i assure you that i have more dignity than drug smugglers.

...that must lower the value of drugs...espectially cocaine...

What about that long, pointy rod lying over there? *picks it up and wipes it of blood*

*shoots logic at the firendliness shield*

OF COURSE WE HAVE GOOD INTENTIONS, NAMELY THAT WE WANT TO DO GOOD FOR OUR CIVILISATION!

ah well we want the opposit of that so sling ur hook

*in another thread the alien commander has been slaughtered mercilessly by MOWoS in a 1 on 1 duel*

He ended up with a hole in him when I threw my lightsabre. I used a couple moves from a Star Wars game.

yes well one i havent looked at that tread 2 why starwars

Any Alien Commanders left over for this humble ?

nah just half daemons with bad attitudes

Well, crap.

*Steph and Bobo enter*

Does anyone have any munchies for Bobo??

I've been spelling Xantippi's name wrong ever since I've met her! Now EvilClaw is getting the worst for it! What am I to do?

Do I have to rescue him?
Can he rescue himself?
Should I have followed MO1 advise and jumped into the fortex back to Florida?
Do I need the help of an alien army?
Perhaps it wasn't so wise of MO1 to kill the alien commander?
Where are those weapons of MO1?
Do I need a holiday meself this year?
Where will I go?

Ah, so many questions to answer! Where will I start?

First of all, I need a

Lookit me! I'm in a chain gang! *chained to Xanthippi's former neighborsJ*

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