h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, but i will train him well!

Is easy! Give him what he wants: Food! Lol

We're approaching Colorado, I'm using satelite information for finding the correct address of family Xantippi.

I'm dying for a cup of coffee

... ... Colorado is a state? .. Have i done this joke?

I thought it was a religion...like South America...

to the nine-thousend-so-many three-headed dogs.> Com'on you gargoyles, first a little walk before we have breakfast at Xantippi's place



Ah, it's wonderful here!
I'm falling in love with this place. I never want to leave again!

*wanders in with and *

*walks out of house covered in drool and has a sock in her pocket*
get that thing off the lawn before the neighbors see. nobody around here knows how E-vil i am and i don't want them to find out yet. surprise is one h**l of a weapon. you can park in my evil lair. don't mind the blood, minions, torture chambers, or dooms day bomb. and stay away from my room. it has a sign on the door that says "evil genius needs me time".


andit's the one on the left ya gotta worry about...
and everyone else

sorry I was out *hands over puppy*

*whisper*hey anole...being a lizard and all...you do realize people can't pick you up by the tail...right...?*/*

I can't! *puts down Anole*

Stop messing with my soon-to-be promoted to Lord! Its hard enough to find people willing to pay attention to me nowadays without you killing off the only active member of the dragonhouse!

... ... *stabs Anole* What were you saying? I wasn't paying attention.

~pulls anoles tail~

The neighbours? Where? All I can see, Xantippi, is a big yard full of yunk surrounded by a plain covered with ashes and stakes of what probably used to be trees with in the far distance the outlines of a city in ruines.

I see you've got a fair amount of global dimming here as well.

*grabs hold of the main green handles of the Sporkion and shoves Krabatt out of the Sporkion and into the Boardroom*

*activates supreme gravity controls*

I can't see any neighbors from the Sporkion.

Maybe we should send out troops to look?

Damn. Where's a troop carrier when you need one? *pull out a pea sized thing and pours water on it, instantly it becomes a portal to a troop hangar*

Go in there and choose a craft. The possible craft to choose from are:

Imperial AT-AT Walkers.
Imperial AT-ST Walkers.
Imperial shuttles.
Imperial TIE Interceptors.
Imperial TIEs.
Rebellion snowspeeders.
A-wing Fighters.
B-Wing Fighters.
O-Wing Fighters (Q-Wing fighters with torpedoes located on the underside and no tail).
Q-Wing Fighters (like the letter "Q" with forward lasers and rear lasers, plus torpedoes in the tail).
Y-Wing Fighters.
X-Wing Fighters.

Oh, and of course Sporkions.

Are you invading Colorado?! Theres nothing there to fight! (Note: He talks this way about the entire midwest, don't take it personally).

But MO1, what are you? A work-aholic? it seems Xantippe has already done a good job in Colorado. Can't you relax for a while, enjoy the beautiful scenery of destruction, inhale the filthy air and drink a good cup of poison?

If you want a truly godless land i suggest coming to florida. Nobody would live in Florida unless they were evil, ignorant of the weather, or masochistic.

There might be some neighbors left.

Hiding out in an underground bunker.

Besides, I think I can see a vortex to Florida over there.