h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Jumps out of the way to avoid a dusting*
Hey! Watch it

Unless I'm much mistaken, I think that Was Dorris, of the Dunstabil Duster's from Dartmore ... hard to tell with that mask she's wearing though... but I'd recognize those shoes anywhere... I think

best hurry up
I can hear the sirens, such beautiful singing. I must go to it.

Oh No! I can see the filth! they're near!
But they're nearly done! not much dust left now
Look at dorris go!

?

They've done it! the dust is gone... but the looks so close by!
yes.
Lets run :: that way, follow the nuns hopefully they've got somewhere to hide

*Hides in plain sight*

*hides under Dorris

No officer, there are no escaped criminals in the area.

*whispers* 'nice work, they didn't suspect a thang'...

Oops

"oh, hello officer, no, prisoners on the run you say? No, not seen anyone round here at all... not for years... not a soul... "

*point at the horizon*
Look criminals!

*lays towels on the beech and spreads out under the sun....

Where did all the waitresses go? I need a drink *relaxes*

*Opens One eye*
No Idea, I was rather upset when they left, Jolly Lonely here

pity.... but at least the carniverous coconuts don't appear to be about anymore... *looks round nervously*

I ate a few of them, the rest scarpered

'plink' goes the leaky tap on the neglected mini-bar...

The darkness wallows seductive and silent as a grave (someone put some money in the meter!)

"Oooooooo" goes the Poltergeist..

...after stubbing it's toes on the mini-bar in the dark.

*ears prick up*

hang on... someone just* said something really really important..... if only I could recall what it was...
*thinks*

'mini bar'... yeh... that was definately it

Did someone mention ?

Ooh, I haven't been down here for ten years...

beer? now... there's an idea *lays towel out on the beech under an umbrella* oo starfish... or... soemthing...

This pint could be better, mind you it's been sitting here over a year...

Never mind, down the hatch!