h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Will orange be acceptable to the British Literary Organistion of Builders? We won't be able to rhyme any of the walls

damn... didn't think about that..... how about green, that rymes with a lot of things.... like cream

Pink is better - rhymes with 'Drink'

but maroon rhymes with baboon.... and spoon.... and blue rhymes with zoo

Mellow yellow?

all finished... finally... whaja think?
Right, now who was talking about building the bridge? A big bridge, do we need a bridge? shoudl it be a big shiney bridge? have we enough matchsticks?

well i have some useless matches that refuse to light so i shall donate them to bridge buildingness.

*tosses 3 boxes of matches to 2legs*

rroll up roll up come to the first anual thingite get to gether follow the links http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F63252?thread=5732778

Has anyone seen my nail gun? Only I need to put these nails up...

Have you tried over there, under that puma?

Puma? Puma? but, surely, thats just a pussy
*looks under the pussy cat...
err.... anyone seen my hand?

*spits out a few fingers*
no?

Ahh! found my hand ... it was under the err pussy cat

now where was me nail gun...

*rummages in the invisible shed*

Then whose hand was that then?

It was... I really don't know... unless it was one of my old ones... Oo no I know::!:-

Look, the pussy cat hasn't got any hands, maybe it belongs to her?

who ever the hand belongs to, They're 'armless!
Thankyou! ladies and gentelmen I'm here all week

We all thought no one would dare say such a thing... we were wrong

For your pedence you must feed the larmas today

the larmas, what are they?
They like llamas?
Horses?
cows?
dawgs?
Cats?
toads?

Larmas are special magical beasties that have their natural habitats in the strangest, furthest reaches of Hootoo!

are they deadly?