h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Prettylights!

Are those lights, like, for real, or is it this sugar working again?

Oi! Could ... soemone... please.... help me!

Oooh, man, I'm hearing, like, these voices.

*pulls bottle of santragian mineral water from within a hidden inner pocket o fthe imposible jacket and uses it to put the flames out *does a in the middle of the air and misses the bottom hole back on terre ferma hey, maan, who's err things are those?

You mean the, like, ten foot high fluffy purple pom-poms? Yeah, I've been watching them for a while.

yeh, and like you know, those green things behind them? What do you call them ... you know... there... thingggies.... elephants? no.... something like that but more suitcase like...

*smears 2legs in butter*

You should always put butter on a burn.

oh yeh, everyone knows butter is the way to go for burns Luckily though, I was wearing my fireproof vest so I didn't get any burns Anyone fancy a cake?

?

Dude, those are, like, totally cupcakes, man.

yeh, but no but yeh but like this cup maan, its like so totally cuppy isn't it? I mean, like, you know, any more of thos emarshmellows, or shall I carry on snorting htis iceing sugar, ddude the sugar rush from this stuff is dude, this your toasting fork>?

It's everybodies toasting fork!

All hairl the tosting fork of the people *bows to the toasting fork* maan, dudje like, right, imagine like you know, and all the stuff everywhere and everythign is like you know, so totally ours, like the peoples right? I mean, dudje thats like so awresome like the toasting fork right.

Yeah, exactly, man. I mean, like, the toasting fork, right, it isn't my fork, man, and it isn't your fork, because, like, reality, like, everything is, like, the earth, and it's all, like, one, and we gotta be one, man, we gotta stick together, man, cos when you get right down to it, right, we're all like the toasting fork, and the fork is like humanity, like, the circle of life, man.

What is /in/ this stuff?

...dunno - but it's made me miss a couple of months

Yeah....Who hid all the calendars?

yeh, right, and like, man, the toasting forlk, its just like you know, the calender, and time, like thats really heavy, you know, like time and how like its kinda you know, and then like the circle of life thats, well man, thats time innit, and like you know, with the full circle of toasting forkness and like, err, what was I saying? man I've completely, oh yeh, like the toasting forlk right?

Where's the toasting fork?

*sits down in the hammock*








I found it....

now to get a bonfire going for toast...


*rubs 2Legs legs together until sparks ignite the pile of twigs*

that's a start...