h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We'll need some accelerant. I have some canisters of ammonium perchlorate stored in the BOE drinks cabinet that should do the trick.....

Just a small pippet of this stuff should do the trick.....

*vanishes in a flash of orange vapour*


The resulting explosion demolished three pillar boxes on the surface when they left their moorings and blasted 20 feet into the air.


I ..*cough*...can re-grow my eyebrows..... *Hak!* *splutter*

*cough*...well *that's* ruined my breakfast...

*dials 24 hour pizza company*

One extra large meat feast please...

oooh pizza...

Wow, man, that explosion it was like, you know totally explosive and like heavy and stuff and like did someone mention beer?

Nope, but I will if you want me to.


BEER

*rolls about in a fit of extreme giggles* man like, you know you just like said man like you said like beer! like thats just so like totally like beer I mean like man like so totally like funny innit anyone seen my sandwichs?

I think you're a couple short. Don't get me wrong, I like that in a person!

you so funny! *rolls about some more in the rubble like man, thats just like so totally and like totally you know oh, look a fish!

*stars mixing up cement* where were we?

Oh!
That's who I've been blaming for all that stuff.

Um, I think there was some metion of beer.


Also I think Clive should be rebuilding this.

Ahh, yeh, I knew there was a reason I went to get this cement and bricks and lengths of wood and stuff, I'm going to build a proper* bar...
*sets to work building a bar*

They're arriving soon with the beer pumps to install so I oughta get it built quick...... What colour should it be?

How about a kind of leafy green? With silver fittings?

That might be cool.

Celadon might be good. Martha Stewart likes that colour.

Well lettuce see what colours we've actually got
*wonders into the paint shed*
Where did this shed come from?
Right, we've got:
pink.
Green.
Black.
a kinda purple pink sorta purple,
A few cans of a kinda peagreen colour.
Some lumanescent orange that is painful to even look at
And clear.
Oh, thats varnish

Definately green. It's restfull.

Gis a drink.

*pours drinkies*

Drinks drinkies!

If you want a better shade of orange, I have some carrots.