h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Forget that, I just read Clive's link up there somewhere...I get it!

ahhh a new page chipping away slowly

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All Hail the Platypus King!!!!!!


I told you so...

A little more faith Wonko. Just think The Thingites: World Record Holders.

Yes - has quite the ring to it doesn't it?

Oh yes!

hey thats what we need a platypus smiley

I'm quietly in favour of an ostrich smiley!

yes an ostrich smiley would be good....perhaps one burying theyre head in the sand

I'm thinking of one with a jetpack strapped to his back myself ...

Anyone else getting really, really overexcited about the 50k thing?!

'ay oup!

*chases llama across screen*

Sorry. We're much better suited to our usual nomadic existance somewhere up a mountain, but I thought we'd better report to headquarters.

Llamas still alive, except those two that were eaten by the dragoons. Dragoons still alive, except for the chef who was trampled to death by the rest of the llamas.

I'll head back up the mountain now. Good luck on getting to 50000

Dastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite Legions
Thingite 35

mmmmm nothin like freshly roasted llama iwonder what a dalai llama tastes like

We really whip the llama's a*s!! Any other WinAmp users out there?

I have no idea what's going on here, but I don't have the time or interest to read though thousands of posts to find out. Apparently you all are keen on breaking some kind of World's Record, and my help is needed.

Good luck, I suppose.

Thanks.

Let's play a little game, shall we? It's kind of the opposite of a popular game... you know the one where you have to say "I've never done such a thing" and everyone who's done it has to ? Kind of like that.

Everyone knows Thingites are unique. So how unique are YOU? To play, just say one thing you've done that you think NOBODY else here has done. If someone else has, you must forfeit your ! Start your sentences with "I bet you've never..."

*smacks down on table* Who dares challenge me? I bet you've never been scarred for life - by a zip!

I'll take up that challenge! I bet you've never eaten snails at the Alps restaurant in Seoul, South Korea.

I bet you've never befriended a half-Silician waiter named George!

i bet you never had the secret service visit your house and make enqiries