A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Hypatia Started conversation Mar 1, 2003
Drags the 
vat and paraphenalia into March, then brings in the blue goo couch and the sleeping Pandora. Checks around to make sure everything is tidy, the bar is well stocked, the restrooms are clean, and the doors and windows are in proper working order. 
Everything looks ok. I think we're open for March. 
Puts Santana on the jukebox and sits down to wait for the others.
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Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Hati Posted Mar 1, 2003
*checks in, collapses into the rocking chair she was carrying and dozes off*
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") Posted Mar 2, 2003
*Walks in with a bar stool and some whiskey.*
Uggghhhhh.....
*Craxus plops the bar stool at the bar and dozes off 
at the bar.*
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Hati Posted Mar 2, 2003
*wakes up*
What!!? 
Is this some retirement home or what?
*puts on 
music, mixes Tequila Sunrise for herself*
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Gwennie Posted Mar 2, 2003
*Leaves her muddy wellies by the door and tip-toes behind the bar in a pair of threadbare and darned woolly socks to pour a fresh 
*
I've spoken with Mari & Kes and they said to say hello to beveryoddy! They're missing h2g2 and hope to be back soon(ish).
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Hypatia Posted Mar 2, 2003
Hi ladies. 
What a snoozer of a day! Goes off to clip coupons out of the Sunday paper.
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Coniraya Posted Mar 2, 2003
Ah, that's better a nice clean shiny new thread
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Mar 3, 2003
*Comes back from billiard room*
Can we get some 
and , please?
I'll take them through.
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Kes Posted Mar 3, 2003
*Postcard from mari-rae & kes plops through the letterbox*
Quick greeting from mari-rae and me. We're OK, but largely off-line ... and missing all you guys!!!!
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Hypatia Posted Mar 3, 2003
*waves frantically at Kes and mari-rae*
Think I'll tackle those closets. Maybe I'll find some interesting items to put in my magic tapestry bag.
Closet cleaning is thirsty work. 
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Hypatia Posted Mar 3, 2003
Makes a note to look for the old map to Sea World to give to Ophelia.
Whatever your poison is, you'll find it behind the bar. Help yourself.
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Mar 3, 2003
::is busy having a bit of an epiphany::
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Gwennie Posted Mar 3, 2003
Dodging fishing nets hopefully... 
*Scoops up Mari's post card and waves to Kes before pinning the card on the wall behind the bar*
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Mar 3, 2003
::snaps out of it suddenly::
THE PICKLES!!! THEY ARE IN DANGER!!!
::grabs the jar of pickles from the bartop and vanishes with a WHOP::
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Mar 3, 2003
Trust me, you don't want to know.
*Grabs and and wanders back through to the billiard room.*
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Mar 3, 2003
::reappears without fanfare, carrying several large anti-aircraft guns and a number of smaller antipersonnel gun emplacements, and proceeds to set them up in various vantage points throughout the pub.Finishing, he plops himself down behind one of the antipersonnel guns, materializes a 
, and lights a cigarette::
Aaaaaahhhhhhh! 
Just to warn everybody, it's starting to look like the March thread may get trashed a little early this year... I don't want to give away the surprise of how, but we may want to stock up on body bags and extra Clorox now, rather than waiting till the 15th like we usually do.
Just a thought
*quaff*
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Hypatia Posted Mar 3, 2003
*overhears Thog" Exactly how much clorox are you talking about? There's a couple of cases in the closet.
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What color are the body bags? I'm not sure if we have any of those or not. What do you want with body bags?
*emerges from closet and sees Thog's arsenal*
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Mystrunner Posted Mar 4, 2003
*Wanders over from the billiards room.*
Have we got any pickles?
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Crossed Purposes - March 2003
- 1: Hypatia (Mar 1, 2003)
- 2: Hati (Mar 1, 2003)
- 3: Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") (Mar 2, 2003)
- 4: Hati (Mar 2, 2003)
- 5: Gwennie (Mar 2, 2003)
- 6: Hypatia (Mar 2, 2003)
- 7: Coniraya (Mar 2, 2003)
- 8: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Mar 3, 2003)
- 9: Kes (Mar 3, 2003)
- 10: Hypatia (Mar 3, 2003)
- 11: OpheliaButtocks (Mar 3, 2003)
- 12: Hypatia (Mar 3, 2003)
- 13: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Mar 3, 2003)
- 14: Gwennie (Mar 3, 2003)
- 15: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Mar 3, 2003)
- 16: Coniraya (Mar 3, 2003)
- 17: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Mar 3, 2003)
- 18: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Mar 3, 2003)
- 19: Hypatia (Mar 3, 2003)
- 20: Mystrunner (Mar 4, 2003)
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