A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Researcher 185550 Posted Feb 8, 2003
Eh?
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you" was taken from a Nirvana song.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Hati Posted Feb 8, 2003
Yeah...
I was talking about nirvana not Nirvana. 
*stares her navel in hope of a miracle*
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Researcher 185550 Posted Feb 8, 2003
It would be nice wouldn't it.
Kurt once considered himself a Buddhist, though his only exposure to the religion was seeing a half- hour program about it on late night TV.
*Meditates 
by a tree next to a stream*
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Hati Posted Feb 8, 2003
*goes out to the alley to meditate there with a ===
~~~*
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 9, 2003
...*and Pandora along with several 
s...talking over what to wear to the 
Dance and who has first dibs on Sultandude...which may require an arm wrestle or somethin'...*
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Feb 9, 2003
*Grabs a 
and Pan and heads for the alley to share the doobie with Hati.* 
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
egon Posted Feb 9, 2003
*wanders in, blinking in the light*
*acquires 
*
I'm sure thge phrase "just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not after me" has been around since before Nirvana. Ah well.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Montana Redhead (now with letters) Posted Feb 9, 2003
Excuse me..would you happen to have a nice dunkelweiss? I've been looking for one lately, and I can't seem to find a pub with it...
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 9, 2003
Yo' Red!! Help yourself. I think our bartender is in a coma or sumthin'. 
We not only have EVERY drink ever thought of...we have drinks that go far, far beyond the imagination! 
The juke box also has everysong ever written!
Hope you stay for the Valentine Dance. Starts the tenth & goes thru the 14th...it's a 'formal affair'...so, dress in nice leather or sumthin' and bring all your friends!
Here's your proper invite: 
...*disentangles herself fromSultanDude for jusss a wee second
hurries in & kicks the juke box...Strangle Hold begins to BLAST...
hurrries back to S.Dude, Hati, drinks & dobedobedobedos...retangles herself in his grasp...*====~ ~~
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Hypatia Posted Feb 9, 2003
hic
This dang wine is making my feet hot and itchy! Trust it never to affect the right body parts! 
MR, I have a dunkin 
.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Coniraya Posted Feb 9, 2003
Have a rummage behind the bar, MR, you never what you'll find!
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Researcher 185550 Posted Feb 10, 2003
I thought no- one knew about that!
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Montana Redhead (now with letters) Posted Feb 10, 2003
*rummages*
Oh, look! A wienstephaner dunkelweiss! Ah!
*proceeds to drink far more than strictly necessary*
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 10, 2003
WELCOME TO THE CPP VALENTINE'S DAY FORMAL DANCE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...*as the juke box plays My Funny Valentine...an arm with a red opera glove... to the elbow slides thru the front door...up and down the frame work in a seductive manner...then a long leg with red fishnet stockings with little lace hearts wraps around the door jam...the hint of a slinky red floor lenght gown cut way up to here...is seen...a red leather stitltto heel...adorns the danty foot...a handfull of rose petals fly like confetti...enters Pandora...dress cut to just above her naval...hair brushed to one side...hanging straight past her bottom...red lipstick...and one tiny red peel and stickadorns the left side of her face...*
Whatcha' all lookin' at?? 
I know my slip ain't showin' cuz I ain't wearin' one. Incase you wanted to know an' even if ya' didn't. 
...*single file Hooters Gals & Chippendales enter with trays filled with champagne, oysters, etc...one after another...*
Happy Love Week Everyone! Let's PARTY!!!! 
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
creachy Posted Feb 10, 2003
*creachy enters wearing his usual black shoal, hood down, sticking with the mystery guy appearance that has failed so horribly in the past. he walks to the bar and orders a JD and coke. takes a sip and visibly relaxes.*
fancy a dance pandora?
creachy
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 10, 2003
...*extends hand and smiles...* But of course, oh hooded one!
Let me wet my lips...*guzzels a tumbler of JD, er, I mean has a sip of bourbon...they take to the dance floor and are doing a remarkably wonderful job of dancing...*
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
creachy Posted Feb 10, 2003
*as they pass the juke box creachy gives it a fonzy style knock, the playing track scratches to a halt and lady in red comes on.*
ahh, thats better.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
creachy Posted Feb 10, 2003
*as they pass the juke box creachy gives it a fonzy style knock, the playing track scratches to a halt and lady in red comes on.*
ahh, thats better.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
creachy Posted Feb 10, 2003
*so much better he posts it twice.*
curse my luck!
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 10, 2003
......Lady in red...she's dancing with me...
Ooooo I jusss adore this song. Can't remember when I last dance to it.
My, but you'er light on your feet!On mine too!!
Key: Complain about this post
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
- 81: Researcher 185550 (Feb 8, 2003)
- 82: Hati (Feb 8, 2003)
- 83: Researcher 185550 (Feb 8, 2003)
- 84: Hati (Feb 8, 2003)
- 85: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Feb 9, 2003)
- 86: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Feb 9, 2003)
- 87: egon (Feb 9, 2003)
- 88: Montana Redhead (now with letters) (Feb 9, 2003)
- 89: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Feb 9, 2003)
- 90: Hypatia (Feb 9, 2003)
- 91: Coniraya (Feb 9, 2003)
- 92: Researcher 185550 (Feb 10, 2003)
- 93: Montana Redhead (now with letters) (Feb 10, 2003)
- 94: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Feb 10, 2003)
- 95: creachy (Feb 10, 2003)
- 96: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Feb 10, 2003)
- 97: creachy (Feb 10, 2003)
- 98: creachy (Feb 10, 2003)
- 99: creachy (Feb 10, 2003)
- 100: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Feb 10, 2003)
More Conversations for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."