h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Mmmmmm! I'll have a glass of please to try and cheer myself up."

*sighs*

May I join you, Sultandude, in being ?

Hati, you have to plan your b'day party! No time to have SAD. No time to be !

Here,Hati. Here Sultandude. Have some brandy. This will warm you up and brighten your spirits at the same time.

"Mmmmmm! Brandy and Champagne . I believe that is called a Horse's Neck in British Naval circles. Thanks ladies!"

"When it comes to affairs of the I really must try to take a more view. On the other hand that could take some of the spice out of it."

When it comes to affairs of - I should keep myself far from those. I am ever so successful in .... failing.

But drinks are

Hey Roadkill?!He took the 'X' from my chest!!
I think it's time Auntie Pan had a long didactic chat with that fellow as well as an experential session.

Come on S.Dude...lesss put on the fog machine & have a romp on the ceiling......I know it's cheered you in the past!
...*dons her Cher of EastWick costume...* You remember this, don'tcha' Hon?!
...*the Pub fills with a blue tinted fog...the juke box plays 'Smoke On The Water'...then...'Love The One You're With'...*

*sits in the fog -ing a teddy bear*

If Pan can't cheer you up, then you're dead! But sometimes you need a parachute.

sing....dance....drink....dance...drink...drink...drink.

I just happen to love teddy bears. They have some advantages U know.

A toast to teddy bears

*Hands back X*

Can I console you with some ?

I do teddy bear impersonations!
Shows off T-shirt saying "Cuddly and capable"

*Shows off T- shirt which says "This statement is false"*

H isn't feeling very cuddly lately as he has broken a rib whilst coughing.

*tops up everyone's *

My teddy bear is always very cuddly...

H needs to hold a teddy bear while coughing! Really!

gentle for H

::a loud BAMF followed by a lot of coughing and thumping comes from somewhere inside the walls. The CP-ers currently in residence seem to be under the impression that an unusually large rat has gotten into the walls and so set about beating on them with broomsticks and empty and glasses. Whatever is in the wall falls silent for a moment, then another BAMF is heard, followed by a nice resounding THWOP from the center of the room, from which a largish cloud of smoke appears. Coughing and spitting pieces of insulation and drywall out of his mouth, Thog staggers uncertainly out from the smoke and collapses into a nearby chair, where he continues coughing and picking bits of wall off of him::

*cough*Ya know, I think there might be somethin a little y about the *haaaaaaack* portal from January... I've never *choke* ended up in the in wall before...*cough*

::looks about::

Well! Nice job of it anyway

fixes Thog an enormous and a and

Was anyone in there with you? Some of the regulars are missing.

Quiet everyone! Shussssssshhhhhhhhh! Can you hear anyone scratching?

What a revolting development. I need a