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Crossed Purposes: May 2002
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Started conversation May 1, 2002
*Lowers a ladder to Gwennie*
Come on up out of there! It's a whole new month! Hurry up, Ottox will be here any minute. You don't want to miss him, do you?
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Kes Posted May 1, 2002
A new month already!
*Polishes a few glasses*
May I offer you a drink? Hehehehehe.
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 1, 2002
You can offer me breakfast...
*Goes in search of 
and 
...*
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Gwennie Posted May 1, 2002
*Climbs up the ladder*
Thanks Mari! 
*Straightens her attire and tries unsuccessfully to assume an air of dignity*
I knew that hatch was there all along...
I was just bored...
*Fishes a 
from her hair*
Happy month of May everyone! 
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 1, 2002
*Wonders why there weren´t any tricks played on the maypole...*
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egon Posted May 1, 2002
*saunters vaguely in*
Ah, May.
*saunters vaguely to the bar*
Ah, Beer
*saunters vaguely to the jukebox*
Ah, traveling Wilburys
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 1, 2002
YAY!!! A new month!!! YAY!!!
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 1, 2002
Yeeeeee HAAAAAAAA!!!!! May!!! WOOO HOOOO!!!! My b'day's in only FOUR DAYS!!!!!! YIPPIE KIE YAY!!! YEAH!!!!
::does a 
dance around the room::
In the meantime, who the 
opened this thread in alaster???? 
Ah well, perhaps I'll have a 
...
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 1, 2002
YAY!!! YAY!!! for Thog and for BIRTHDAYS!!! YAY!!!....
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 1, 2002
Awwww, thank you, m'Lady 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 1, 2002
Yes... you are welcome... 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 2, 2002
...*awakens from her three day nap...* 
ALLLLLLLABASTER!!!
MY EYES!! ~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~
Ohmyhell!!!~~~~~~~HAAAAALP!!!
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I WANT MY GOO! 
AAAAAHHHHAAAAAAHHH
~~~~YOU DIRTY ALABASTERS!AAAHHH~~~
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 2, 2002
Sheesh, Pandora. Take a pill or something.
Yes, Kes. I'd like a nice large 
or two please. We still have to dance around that Maypole thing there as Englander has pointed out. I refuse to wear faery wings though. Hi there, Egon! If you are the Count of Vodka, then I am your biggest fan! 
What? 
Did I get that wrong?
Hey Thog! I am going shopping for your birthday, honey. I know just what to get you. 
When is the big day exactly?
Gwennie, here is a nice hot cuppa while you gather your wits. There goes one now, scurrying behind the jukebox.
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Gwennie Posted May 2, 2002
*Dives behind the juke box in hot pursuit of her wits returns with a vacant grin and sips her hot *
Ta Mari sweetness.
So Thog is going to be a burfdae boy hey? 
Does this mean we get to give him the bumps? 
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Researcher 168814 Posted May 2, 2002
We could do some drinking and eating before his birthday... so we get to have a bit more of fun... why wait for a birthday? It´s anyones birthday today...
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 2, 2002
Yeah! I'll second E on that one... 
Mari dear, the big day is tha 5th -- YEEEEE HAAAAAAA!!!! Course, it's a Sunday, so I prob'ly won't be around the Guide....
And, erm, dare I ask what "the bumps" are and what is entailed in giving them to me??????
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 2, 2002
Come on, I´ll give you a ... that will make you forget about bumps...
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 2, 2002
Swweeeeeeeeetttt!!!!! Thanks, E!
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Crossed Purposes: May 2002
- 1: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 1, 2002)
- 2: Kes (May 1, 2002)
- 3: Researcher 168814 (May 1, 2002)
- 4: Gwennie (May 1, 2002)
- 5: Researcher 168814 (May 1, 2002)
- 6: egon (May 1, 2002)
- 7: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 1, 2002)
- 8: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 1, 2002)
- 9: Researcher 168814 (May 1, 2002)
- 10: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 1, 2002)
- 11: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 1, 2002)
- 12: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 1, 2002)
- 13: Researcher 168814 (May 1, 2002)
- 14: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 2, 2002)
- 15: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 2, 2002)
- 16: Gwennie (May 2, 2002)
- 17: Researcher 168814 (May 2, 2002)
- 18: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 2, 2002)
- 19: Researcher 168814 (May 2, 2002)
- 20: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 2, 2002)
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