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*Leans forward and closely examines the grey stuff on Kes's tie. Reaches out and lifts it off. Holds it up.*

Has somebody lost a mouse?

I thought I smelled a rat!
*Drinks pint of in one go, and falls silent*
a meeting calls CU later!

cya, honey!

*goes in search of and ===*~~~*

finds

*Finds herself a nice large sans straw this time and takes it back to her rocking chair. Picks up her knitting and begins a pair of wooly pjs for Kes.*

Winter is coming! You'll need something to keep you warm!

*looks about... sees there is snow on the windowsill...*

What´s happening mari-rae? There´s a chill here at the moment... was that for me, perhaps?

No, Englander. Not at all, honey.... Where IS everyone???

*The Pub looks empty and forlorn with a bit of dust floating in the air through a shaft of daylight. Even the two cats are dozing in their baskets.*


Never could get the hang of Thursdays.

Bank holiday here... the easy way to cope with a thursday...

*Goes and does a bit of cleaning behind the bar... turns on the heating..*

::suddenly appears right in the middle of the pub and marches out the door, followed closely by three baboons, nine giant green bunnies, a huge cat that looks suspiciously like Yoda, ten dancing bears with flamethrowers strapped inexplicably to their backs, and one small green furry thing bangng on a drum and keeping very poor time indeed. The convoy troops out the door of the pub. The door closes. All is quiet.::

*wonders if he was awake or dreaming...*

E,

i must say we are much more organised down here. Our bank holidays are always on a monday

I love these thursday bank holidays... It gives you the feeling that Friday doesn´t mean a lot of work...

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