A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Gwennie Posted May 16, 2002
*Wonders why she's seeing spots before her eyes, takes a swig of E's 
and rubs her eyes*
Do my old eyes deceive me or is Thog sporting a leopard spotted type towel? 
*Sniffs the air*
Who's been burning fatty fries/chips? I thought that was my domain? 
*Almost as if by magic, the Pub's sprinkler system kicks in and soaks everyone and everything*
Eeeewwww! Soggy! 
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 16, 2002
::looks down:: 
Hermmmm... sorry to say, Pandora, I don't think leopard print is really my thing... 
::whips the towel off and around Gwennie's eyes...::
There! That way she won't have any sudden psychological damage... Now, Pan, about that specialty... 
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 16, 2002
I can see clearly now the spray is gone...
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 16, 2002
Well, you might try looking over there, instead ------->>>>>
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 16, 2002
Stop, hey, what´s that sound, everybody look what´s going
down...
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 16, 2002
Um...
Yeah!!
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 16, 2002
*jumps around*
DID YOU SEE IT DISAPEAR?
DID YOU SEE IT DISAPEAR?
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 16, 2002
Oooo lookie there...Gwennie's in the dark! What an 'odd' place for her! 
E., you're asking for 'it' with all those pun, you know that right?
And Thog... You seem to making a bit of a statemnet yourdamnedself. Were you never taught it's not polite to point?
...*whips out a Kereeokee<---(sp?) machine and starts to sing...* 
Stop children, what's that sound... Hey you guys!!! This could really catch on!! I mean, we could sell these thing to Pubs all around the World...drunk people need creative outlets for their dunkenness!! 
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 16, 2002
I thought that would be something for the one down under...
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 16, 2002
...*looks down at her crotch...*
OH! You mean Kes!
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 16, 2002
You got it...
*and I got this here *
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 16, 2002
CLINK 
...I'll get the mop. ...*mumbles something about alcohol abuse on her way to the closet...pours E. another ...tries not to step in glass...* It's times like these that shoes might come in handy. 
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 17, 2002
...*returns with the mop and pail...slips on the ale...slides until she hits the end of the bar...*
...*the mop smacks E.upside his head and the strings flop onto his head like a powered wig...the pail rolls across the floor knocking all in it's path, like a bowling ball...* ClangClangClang Clang... I seem to have gotten a strike...*looks up at E.*
"Er, am I in Court Your Honor?
I didn't do it!! I didn't do it!! And if I did, it was an accident. 
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Kes Posted May 17, 2002
*Avoids the mop, bucket and wielder ... and grabs the proferred by Englander*
Cheers!
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 17, 2002
Cheers Kes,
I wonder if we should show Pan how to use these things, I mean, she could use them deliberatly to smack people... then she wouldn´t have to 
when it happens but could go and 
streight away 
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Kes Posted May 17, 2002
*Removes the mop from E's head*
You may be right ...Just be thankful it wasn't the bucket!
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 17, 2002
...*KNEW it should have been the bucket...*
Hi Kes! ...*whispers to E...* see what happens when you mention his name? Up he pops from down under! 
and where's his 
? <---the devil made me do it! 
See you guys later...there's sun and I have lots of skin to crisp! ...*is glad SOMEone knows what to do with that pail thingie and mop-stick...gets up rather slowly and limps out into the alley...taking Kes' ale from him that he took from E. to whom she had given the ale...*
meebee I hit my head a bit harder than I thought! Good thing there are no vital organs involved.
...*turns in the doorway and blows a kiss toward everyone...* I jussss love all you so! 
...*
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 17, 2002
well, this place could use a little spring cleaning... I mean the thread is into it´s third week
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
egon Posted May 17, 2002
everybody look what's going down
Ah, Buffalo Springfield
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 17, 2002
...*calls in from the alley...*That "should" have been 'Bison Springfield'...flops over onto her belly in a lounge chair, mumbling something about improper use of words and how she dislikes anyone who "shoulds" on someone else...wishes they would either play some good rock-n-roll or shut the window...* 
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Crossed Purposes: May 2002
- 161: Gwennie (May 16, 2002)
- 162: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 16, 2002)
- 163: Researcher 168814 (May 16, 2002)
- 164: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 16, 2002)
- 165: Researcher 168814 (May 16, 2002)
- 166: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 16, 2002)
- 167: Researcher 168814 (May 16, 2002)
- 168: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 16, 2002)
- 169: Researcher 168814 (May 16, 2002)
- 170: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 16, 2002)
- 171: Researcher 168814 (May 16, 2002)
- 172: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 16, 2002)
- 173: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 17, 2002)
- 174: Kes (May 17, 2002)
- 175: Researcher 168814 (May 17, 2002)
- 176: Kes (May 17, 2002)
- 177: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 17, 2002)
- 178: Researcher 168814 (May 17, 2002)
- 179: egon (May 17, 2002)
- 180: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 17, 2002)
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