A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 14, 2002
...*opens the door from the alley...SLAMS it shut...*
SSSHH!
MD is napping. 
M-rae, I heard what you said...hahahahaha...that wasn't a black cat...it was a "special" smoke ring!
Glad you liked it. It's taken me years if ...
...REASEACH...to prefet the 'cat ring'.
Anyone want somethin' to mucnh on whilst I'm in the kitchen? Just kidding, get your own! 
...*singing can be heard from the kitchen along with interuptions of curse words as Pandora tries to fry crab cakes and french fries...*
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 14, 2002
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 14, 2002
...*feels a cold breeze...sees a yellow streak...continues to fry...*
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 14, 2002
That's a LONG yellow streak to YOU, madame!
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 14, 2002
I think I´d like some of those fries... and a streak of ketchup, please...
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 15, 2002
...*returns from the kitchen with enough crab cakes and fries for a small Village...* I hope this is enough!
Thog, awwwwww....skip it. 
Diii u knoo thaa friee foo ii reeeay ott?!? Ahhhhhhhhhhhh......
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 15, 2002
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Mediocredane | Keeper of Opposable Thumbs Posted May 15, 2002
Comes in door from alley. Ooh, massive head. Those fries smell great, though. Why the blistered lips, Pandora? What happened in the alley? If you molest me, and I find out about it....!
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 15, 2002
... You'll what? Have the date tattooed on your butt? 
These lips GIVE blisters...they don't get blistered....*holds a piece of ice to her mouth when noone's looking...*
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 15, 2002
*Dips his fingeres into the fries*
*Munch*
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 15, 2002
::streaks by, accidentally grabbing the pan full of fries...::
OOPS!!! Don't worry, Pandora, I'll be bringing these back.... erm, or at least the pan...
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 15, 2002
That last one needed a 'pun alert'!!
...*wonders why Thog didn't grab THIS Pan...doesn't care...begins to dance and sing...*...gals do you think that you pan really do the pan-pan...kicks legs high whilst ruffling her skirt...*...*give E. a wee kiss on her way to the table top...*WHHHHHO!!!!
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 15, 2002
*wonders what he should drink now...*
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 15, 2002
::streaks back through and grabs the RIGHT Pan this time...::
Hold on, sweetiekins!! 
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 15, 2002
OOOFFFF WWWWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO -EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 15, 2002
Care for some french fries, dear??
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 16, 2002
No thanks...and easy with those sudden stops!
...*tosses a warm pint of dark Dutch ale E's way...waits for E to open it...*
...*takes Thog by the hand into the ladies...wraps a lepord print towel around his waist...* Mari-rae's heart isn't as strong as it once was and you might scare Gweenie right outta' here. There, you're practically decent!~~~~~~
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 16, 2002
Gosh E., now that you're looking forward an' all, I feel sorta' bad for shaking up that ale!!! ...*sits on stool and ducks as the dark ale comes shooting out like lava from......you get the drift! ...*wonders if she should tell E that stuff stains...
doesn't care...*
Geez you guys, I cook a few greasy treats and you get all shook up! ...*wonders what they'd do for her specialty...
doesn't care...*
Too bad we freaked Hati out....*looks at the darkest corner with a shudder...*
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Crossed Purposes: May 2002
- 141: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 14, 2002)
- 142: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 14, 2002)
- 143: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 14, 2002)
- 144: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 14, 2002)
- 145: Researcher 168814 (May 14, 2002)
- 146: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 15, 2002)
- 147: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 15, 2002)
- 148: Mediocredane | Keeper of Opposable Thumbs (May 15, 2002)
- 149: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 15, 2002)
- 150: Researcher 168814 (May 15, 2002)
- 151: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 15, 2002)
- 152: Researcher 168814 (May 15, 2002)
- 153: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 15, 2002)
- 154: Researcher 168814 (May 15, 2002)
- 155: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 15, 2002)
- 156: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 15, 2002)
- 157: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 15, 2002)
- 158: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 16, 2002)
- 159: Researcher 168814 (May 16, 2002)
- 160: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 16, 2002)
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