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Crossed Purposes: May 2002
egon Posted May 7, 2002
I give up. I only come here once a day at most (university educationto get through you know) and it is IMPOSSIBLE to work out what the f**k is going on without reading the backlog
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 7, 2002
Egon!!! 
Why, there's nothing to "work out"!! We B haven' fun...thasssss all! 
...*speaking to anyone in ear shot...*Isn't it odd that nice Young Man thinks anything out of the ordinary would be going on?!
...*takes a small alien from a pouch and tosses it into E.'s grog..*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 7, 2002
Me too, Egon!!!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 7, 2002
I feel so baddly for poor Egon I may just E-mail him. Or not.
...*leans over to Hati...*It's really not my place to keep commenting on what you wear, but geez Hon, don'tcha' think it's a tad warm for wool? Might be why there's all that moisture trickeling down your face. ...*hands Hati a cloth...*
Gwennie...er, that 'hair' remover...
...waaall let's jusss say there's more than HAIR that's been removed!
Shoulders back and all that! But if I were you, which I am not, I'd run to the loo and put on one of my outfits...before you catch your death. 
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Hati Posted May 7, 2002
I am so confused! 
I guess I better put on my nightgown to look appropriate. 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 8, 2002
...*stands on her head and folds in her wings for the night...*
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Kes Posted May 8, 2002
*Still struggling in noble silence, trying to remove olive from nose .......*
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egon Posted May 8, 2002
Oh, well in *THAT* case, mine's a Newcastle Brown.
*Perches himself on a barstool*
*Falls off*
*Sits on a more sensibly sized chair*
You see, when there aren't 246 posts a day about maypoles I can actually work out what's going on.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 8, 2002
...*can't get any sleep with Kes making that Jack Lemmon Grumpy Old Man noise...neeet-nEEEt-neeet...sheesh...not to mention all the laughter...* 
What goes on here? Oh, I see. 
...*removers her saber from it's half sheath...*Kes, would you like me to remove that olive for you?...*swings her saber around in the air making a swish-swish sound...the Pub now sounds something like this...*Swish-neeet-nEEEt-swish-ha
hahaha-neeet-swish...* Why would anyone have trouble following what's going on in here?
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Hati Posted May 8, 2002
Why should anyone follow it at all?
What goes around... er, whatever - things happen.
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Gwennie Posted May 8, 2002
Talk about the emperor's new clothes!
*Grabs Mari's knitting and covers her not-so-private parts as she makes a wild dash for the ladies loos*
*Knocks Egon from his stool, just as he was regaining his balance*
'scuse me young man!
*Dives into the ladies loos and starts to rummage around for something to legal slip in to*
At last! Just the ticket!
*Emerges a few minutes later sporting a violently pink t-shirt and her recently acquired set of motorcycle leathers with matching pink m/c boots*
What do you think folks (and Pan)? I've just joined the h2g2 motorcycle club as an honorary member (the gullible fools invited me!). 
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 8, 2002
::is so completely overwhelmed with laughter that he falls off his chair and, rather conveniently, into the couch, where he continues laughing::
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Gwennie Posted May 8, 2002
*Parks her pink crash helmet on Thog's groin area with a resounding thud*
What's so funny Thog me old fruit?
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 8, 2002
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!! 
*cough... wheeeze.... gasp.... choke..... hack....* Urk... quite a bit, actually, Gwennie me old ham. The blog, the goings-on today... puff> it's all quite *wheeze* entertaining, you know...
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 8, 2002
Gwennie...you look...you look...
... You look rather like a 'Good-n-Plenty' candy! 
Poor bikers types, they haven't a clue what they'er in for.
Thog!! Spit it out man! What is it you're trying to say? Your what?
Your WHAT hurts?~~~~~~~...*into kitchen & retuns with a bucket of ice...dumps the ice in Thog's lap, after having tossed Gwennie's pink skull keeper carelessly aside...*
There ya' go Hon. ...*wonders where the helmet landed...doesn't care...*
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Gwennie Posted May 8, 2002
Good! Because if I thought that for one minute you were laughing at my new image, I'd be deeply offended...
*Helps the still wheezing Thog to his feet and shoves a 
into his shaking hands*
Get that down you! It'll put hairs on your chest!
*Glances in Pan's direction at the mention of hair to see whether she overheard her comment*
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 8, 2002
NO!!!!! NOT THE ICE!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
::Pandora throws the ice... Thog watches as it falls in slow motion... his eyes widen... ... the horror grows as the ice gets nearer its mark...::
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
::the ice hits::
::Thog passes out instantaneously::
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Crossed Purposes: May 2002
- 81: egon (May 7, 2002)
- 82: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 7, 2002)
- 83: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 7, 2002)
- 84: Hati (May 7, 2002)
- 85: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 7, 2002)
- 86: Hati (May 7, 2002)
- 87: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 8, 2002)
- 88: Kes (May 8, 2002)
- 89: Hati (May 8, 2002)
- 90: egon (May 8, 2002)
- 91: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 8, 2002)
- 92: Hati (May 8, 2002)
- 93: Gwennie (May 8, 2002)
- 94: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 8, 2002)
- 95: Gwennie (May 8, 2002)
- 96: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 8, 2002)
- 97: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 8, 2002)
- 98: Gwennie (May 8, 2002)
- 99: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 8, 2002)
- 100: Gwennie (May 8, 2002)
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