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Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 8, 2002
, don't ask me, I'm 
... 
I suppose you could volunteer to help melt the ice... hint hint... 
WHAT??? Don't look at me like that!
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Gwennie Posted May 8, 2002
What? Like this Thog? 
*Dives into the kitchen, fills her discarded pink crash helmet with very hot water, dashes back and empties it over the ice-encrusted and comatose Thog*
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 8, 2002
Er Gwennie, me ole' fruity type...I don't think that's exactly what the poor chap had in mind! 
...is that steam then?
Speaking of HAIR Gweenie...I see yours is having no trouble whatsoever growning back! ...*runs up to Gwennie & before she knows what's hit her...Pan has put duct tape over Gwennie's hairy lip...RRRRRRRRIP
...& run...*~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 8, 2002
OWIE!!! 
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Kumetanzuka the capricious Posted May 8, 2002
*wanders in, looking around with a combination of sheepishness, delight, and nostalgia*
*sits down and watches the uncannily familiar kufuffle and waits for an opportunity to jump in without making too much of a ripple*
*wonders idly if she should ask for a margarita or just get up and make one herself*
ahhh... good to be back...
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 8, 2002
Lady K.! Nice of you to drop in! 
here ya' go Hon, a bottemless frozen pitcher. I hope the frozen part is alright they were asking too much for the regular drink making thinies, so I jusss got this one. 
I love frozen stuff. That reminds me...*looks around for Thog...sees steam still rising from his general direction...wonders why D. is mad because I helped Gwennie look more lady like...thinks about explaining to D. that Gwennie pulled a fast one on me...but doesn't care enough to bother...*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 9, 2002
LAAADDDDEEEEE KAAAYYY!!! 
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Kumetanzuka the capricious Posted May 9, 2002
Hey ladies!!
I'm so glad to see you all!! How have things been?
Thank you so much for the pitcher Pandora! ahhhh, that hits the spot!!
Hati, yeah I've been away for quite some time, I basically sequestered myself from h2g2 for the school year, but now that's over for another 3 or 4 months!! I've missed it here!!
Dragonfly!!! *HUG* Thanks for the enthusiastic welcome! hehehe how are you!?
~8~
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 9, 2002
*Hobbles into the Ladies loo. Fishes out her knitting from where Gwennie so carelessly tossed it. Hobbles out. Bends over Thog and inspects the steaming ice in his lap. 
*
That's gotta hurt...
Hello, Lady K. 
*Goes over to Kes and thumps him on his back. The olive still seems to be lodged in his nose. She takes her cane and thumps him on the back with it. The olive is still stuck up his nose. *
Can you breathe ok, Kes? I could go get your cricket bat and whack you again, if you think it might help.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 9, 2002
I think we all oughtta' help poor Kes, besides that 'neeet' sound is starting to bug me. What say we plug both his ears,
duct tape his mouth and then draw straws to see who the unluc,
er the lucky person is who will blow as hard as possible into Kes' GOOD nostral?!? That outta' blast that sucker right outta' there!
...*starts taking measurments as to distance -vs- volume etc, with regard to the path the olive will take once blown free...begins to sing...*
Blown free, as free as the wind blows... as free as the... Wha'?...*runs into the kitchen and starts snipping straws...* This is gonna' be soooo fun! ...*returns with several stiff drinks for all & a choccy/raspberry shake for D....*
...*Notices that there's still steam coming from Thog's general direction...thinks she probably over did it with the ice...jussss one of those 'oh well' situations...sips her drink and awaits people to drtaw straws...*
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Researcher 168814 Posted May 9, 2002
*keeps running around grabbing at 
s...*
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 9, 2002
don't stop...I like it...and it's legal!!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 10, 2002
...*jumps up and down...* Oooo I know, I know...you're a, you're a man! No, no wait, you're a drunk man! No, no, wait, is there a prize if I get this right?!?! Oooo, I know, I know...I guess you are a drunk man who's about to fall over! That's my final answer!
How'd I do? E., ? E.! Did I get it right?!? Huh? Did I?!? E, did I guess right? WhatdoI win?!? Huh? E.?
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Kumetanzuka the capricious Posted May 10, 2002
Hmmmm, Pandora, unless I miss my guess, I'd say you win a drunk man... a drunk man who's just fallen over!! Not a bad prize, I say!
E? Hello??
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 10, 2002
That's sorta' like the 'booby-prize', ain't it?
...*places a bucket next to E., just incase he feels the need to recycle some of that ale...*
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Kumetanzuka the capricious Posted May 10, 2002
Are there any purposes for recycled ale? Besides the obvious, I mean.
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- 101: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 8, 2002)
- 102: Gwennie (May 8, 2002)
- 103: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 8, 2002)
- 104: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 8, 2002)
- 105: Kumetanzuka the capricious (May 8, 2002)
- 106: Hati (May 8, 2002)
- 107: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 8, 2002)
- 108: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 9, 2002)
- 109: Kumetanzuka the capricious (May 9, 2002)
- 110: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 9, 2002)
- 111: egon (May 9, 2002)
- 112: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 9, 2002)
- 113: Researcher 168814 (May 9, 2002)
- 114: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 9, 2002)
- 115: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 9, 2002)
- 116: Researcher 168814 (May 10, 2002)
- 117: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 10, 2002)
- 118: Kumetanzuka the capricious (May 10, 2002)
- 119: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 10, 2002)
- 120: Kumetanzuka the capricious (May 10, 2002)
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