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Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Hati Posted May 4, 2002
I was goating round and round in hope to find at leasta tiny little 
and all I found was... er ... nothing. 
It could easily happen there that one gets very sober very unexpectedly. 
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 4, 2002
The last thing I remember happening in the darkest corner was having some undefined fluid in a glass... didn´t seem to goat down well...
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 4, 2002
*Hands out a Martini...*
Here you are... would this do? or some more Sangria 
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Researcher 168814 Posted May 4, 2002
Here, Hati... lets have a smoke...
===*~~~
*MMoment...*
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 4, 2002
Come on... look at the others... we should be going around that MMMMMaypole...
*gets up to dance... trips over his two left feet...resumes the bobbing position above the ground*
oops...
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 5, 2002
*Daintly dabs at her lips with Kes's sleeve.*
Don't tell me that we have goats in here again. 
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Kes Posted May 5, 2002
I'm sure it's the goats ... I changed my shirt this morning ... 
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 5, 2002
*making a little swoop*
the goats still in the darkest corner... along with some 
I think... if anything smells here, then it´s perhaps related to that Maypole...
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Kes Posted May 6, 2002
May goat ...or May sheep ... or perhaps the smell comes from a seasonal useful insect ....May be(e) ? 
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Hati Posted May 6, 2002
*decides to take a shower, just in case - after spending too much time in that goat place*
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 6, 2002
I vote that we issue 'Pun Alerts'!! 
Hati! You've something in your eye! It rather looks to be a finger!
Is it yours? I see youv'e found my Spring wardrobe! You look stunning!...*whispers...*your 'sposed to wear a slip with that Hon.
...*wonders if she should tell E. that he needs to keep going around the pole the SAME way all the time...poor fellow, gets around to his 
& turns right around the other way to get back to his ...waaaaaall...someone oughta' tell him...
but it ain't gonna' be(e) me...*
...*goes to the ally, hooks up the garden hose...tosses powered laundry soap all over Gweenie, and the May Pole...turns on hose full blast...
...watches the bubbles fill the room...hope everyone likes a good head on their ale...*
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Kes Posted May 6, 2002
Is that sort of clean-up called annual Mayntenance?
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Hati Posted May 6, 2002
Do you think I'd still look stunning if I weared a slip?
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Gwennie Posted May 6, 2002
*Wakes up, wonders why she can't move and instead of seeing 
, sees only bubbles 
*
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 6, 2002
...*flicks an olive at Kes...* Good shot! 
...*wonders how he'll get the olive out of his nose...doesn't care...*
Well Hati...I don't swing but one way, Maybe(e)
you might oughta' ask one of the chaps! 
Poor OLD Gwennie...all lathered up an' no place ta' go!
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- 49: Hati (May 4, 2002)
- 50: Researcher 168814 (May 4, 2002)
- 51: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 5, 2002)
- 52: Kes (May 5, 2002)
- 53: Researcher 168814 (May 5, 2002)
- 54: Kes (May 6, 2002)
- 55: Hati (May 6, 2002)
- 56: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 6, 2002)
- 57: Kes (May 6, 2002)
- 58: Hati (May 6, 2002)
- 59: Gwennie (May 6, 2002)
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