A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Gwennie Posted May 25, 2002
*Sits with one finger up her left nostril and chants nasally at her 
*
What like this E? 
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 25, 2002
Nearly... now stick that other finger in your left ear...
*I don´t know... why do things like this have to be so difficult 
*
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Gwennie Posted May 26, 2002
*Sticks her other finger in her left ear, pulls out a large lump of wax and wipes it on E's foot, then replaces her finger and resumes chanting*
Oommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*Gwennie's splatters everyone as its glass shatters*
That was brilliant!Can I do it again?
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 26, 2002
Smearing this - whatever - on my foot? 
you must be joking...
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Gwennie Posted May 26, 2002
*Wipes the ear wax from E's foot with one sleeve, spits on it and polishes it with her other one*
Aww bu-u-t! 
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 26, 2002
What are you doing? That´s worse then having spit on my shoe! 
... OK, then... try it again, but do it with this!
*passes a 
*
And don´t go ing at me please... makes me feel guilty 
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Gwennie Posted May 26, 2002
Yippee!
*Eyes the with great concentration, plugs her fingers into their appropriate orifices and commences chanting*
Ooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*Nothing happens*
Ooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*Again nothing happens*
Ooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*Again nothing happens*
*Continues chanting and starts to turn purple with effort*
*Passes out from lack of oxygen*
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 26, 2002
gwennie? Gwennie? GWENNIE?
I wonder if it was to much vodka for her
*tries to do what he can to get Gwennie back up on her aura...*
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Gwennie Posted May 26, 2002
*Comes to with a start*
Unhand my aura you fiend!
Whoops! 
Sorry E! I didn't realise that it was you... 
Do you think I could have a glass of water please...
Did I just say "water"? Oh no! I'm deranged!
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 26, 2002
Here, I put a bit of colour into the water... and some 
that´s why it´s so orange
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 27, 2002
*Sits watching all this with her mouth open in astonishment.*
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 27, 2002
*Sits watching all this with her mouth open in astonishment.*
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted May 27, 2002
Would you like to have an infusion of something, Mari-Rae?
*prods a straw conected to a dripper into the open mouth...*
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 28, 2002
fank euww, Engwanerr.
slurp,, dribble... choke... sluuuurp...
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Kes Posted May 28, 2002
*Pats mari on back*
It's OK as long as you don't inhale ... so I'm told. 
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 28, 2002
*Inhales...*
cough ... cough... cough... cough... sputter...
*Takes Kes's napkin and covers her mouth.*
Sorry! 
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Kes Posted May 28, 2002
*Extracts the end of his tie from the napkin, and tries to look as if it doesn't matter* 
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 28, 2002
*Removes the straw from the . Wonders what the green stuff is on Kes's tie. Drinks.*
Crossed Purposes: May 2002
Kes Posted May 28, 2002
The green stuff is last week's soup. It's the grey stuff I'm worried about.
*Drinks*
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Crossed Purposes: May 2002
- 241: Gwennie (May 25, 2002)
- 242: Researcher 168814 (May 25, 2002)
- 243: Gwennie (May 26, 2002)
- 244: Researcher 168814 (May 26, 2002)
- 245: Gwennie (May 26, 2002)
- 246: Researcher 168814 (May 26, 2002)
- 247: Gwennie (May 26, 2002)
- 248: Researcher 168814 (May 26, 2002)
- 249: Gwennie (May 26, 2002)
- 250: Researcher 168814 (May 26, 2002)
- 251: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 27, 2002)
- 252: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 27, 2002)
- 253: Researcher 168814 (May 27, 2002)
- 254: Kes (May 28, 2002)
- 255: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 28, 2002)
- 256: Kes (May 28, 2002)
- 257: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 28, 2002)
- 258: Kes (May 28, 2002)
- 259: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 28, 2002)
- 260: Kes (May 28, 2002)
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