h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can't tell me what, Styx?

I think Amy's outfit is very practical and the sequins are a nice touch. I did make the mistake of thinking EV had something to do with Popeye's sweetheart tho, and was expecting much worse.

glad styx likes the pack.

Are you stll working on Billy Lil?

Yes. All the time I'm not called upon to keep my house from suddenly going wonky on me. I recently decided I'm going to move, and my house must have picked up the vibe, and is determined to make me spend LOTS of money on it before I get away.

Billy's is the strangest photo I will ever work on in my life.

*enters with a Dolores and a large sign*

Where should I put this?

{{Dolores: Silly! Hang it up on the wall by the comfortable chairs where everyone can see it. }}

*He hangs the sign*



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~~~~~~~~ VOTE NOW ~~~~~~~~
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To all those who stop by the dining room: Thanks again for making our party such a success! We hope to have another one soon, complete with a new menu -- once the voting is over!

The time has come at last. Voting is well under way for the h2g2 Virtual Prez race! It has been an exciting and often challenging race, but now it's time for the voters to speak.

The Polling Booth is at http://www.h2g2.com/A374997 -- click on 'The Celery and Ms Dolores A.Webjello' on that page and a blank email should pop up with 'The Celery' in the subject line. Add your h2g2 user name and id number in the body and hit send. That's all there is to it. We also have prepared an easy voting page for you at http://www.h2g2.com/A338500 (which includes instructions on how to vote if your web browser isn't configured for email).

Please do not vote more than once. Multiple votes may end up in all your votes being invalid. Also, if you have multiple identities at h2g2, vote only with one of them (usually your primary identity).

I would like to thank you for all your support during this campaign. With your help we have already made a difference at h2g2: we have raised the awareness of respect for h2g2 creations of various kinds; we have created a wonderful Sanctuary and Playground for h2g2 fish; we have shown that good manners counts; and we have shown that we can put on a heck of a party!

If elected, we will continue our efforts with: A regular column in the Post; The creation of a Prez House where everyone can stop by and chat with us and express their concerns; The creation of a Strawberry Fields Park at the Municipal Park; and another amazing party -- this time celebrating the election results.

Again, thanks for all your support! Make your voice heard at the polling booth and tell your friends. If you have questions about the voting process, please ask one of my staff.

-- The Celery


{{Dolores: It's crooked. Straighten it out!}}
*adjusts sign*
Is that better?
{{Dolores: Good enough.}}

*they leave*