A Conversation for Celery-Webjello Party!
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Peregrin Posted Aug 11, 2000
*Peregrin tries to catch up with the conversation.*
Yes.
*hug*
Yes.
I have plenty to deliver.
That would be amusing. Good idea.
Would probably cause maybe tho'.
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Aug 11, 2000
*squints with incomprehension*
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Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) Posted Aug 11, 2000
I think the hug was yours, Lil. 
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Peregrin Posted Aug 11, 2000
Sorry, I meant 'mayhem' not 'maybe'. I was in a hurry.
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Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) Posted Aug 11, 2000
That's OK. I just thought I was hearing things after smoking what was in that pipe. 
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Garius Lupus Posted Aug 11, 2000
To steal a line from Loony:
*Nods sagely*
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Peregrin Posted Aug 11, 2000
*whispers aside to Redbeard*
I could get you a pipe of something a little more... interesting... if you like.
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Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) Posted Aug 11, 2000
*loudly to room* I only tried it once, and I never exhaled.
Wait... that's not right.
*aside to Peregrin*
What you got?
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Aug 11, 2000
No, Redbeard, no! I smell a trap! Don't let the Celery down.
*aside* What's he got?
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Peregrin Posted Aug 12, 2000
*whispers*
A bit of powdered dictionary, and a couple of dilutable murder mystery novel pills.
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shrinkwrapped Posted Aug 12, 2000
*stage whisper*
And I've got a packet of ready salted Walkers crisps...
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Peregrin Posted Aug 12, 2000
*nervously*
Hey, put those away. I don't want it to be known that I'm on the hard stuff already.
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 12, 2000
*brings out a tablet*
*whispers* This is a Terry Pratchett book, Good Omens, rawly cut. No dilution. Pure hardcore Pratchett and Gaiman.
Take it... you know you want to.
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Wumbeevil Posted Aug 13, 2000
No! Be strong! When someone offers you stuff like this kids and presidential candidates, just think of Nancy Reagan and the cast of Grange Hill.
Aaargh, gimme a sewer pipe of it.
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Aug 13, 2000
Did he say Walkers Crisps?
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Odradek (she who lurks, green Lifesaver-like) Posted Aug 13, 2000
*glancing sharply over at Lil*
Shh...not so loud...
Have you got anything in...ah *twitches a little*...salt and vinegar?
*looks about furtively*
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Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) Posted Aug 13, 2000
Good Omens!
*whispers* I mean 'good omens'? I love that stuff!
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Peregrin Posted Aug 13, 2000
Hey, don't tempt me with Terry Pratchet novels. I used to be addicted to the things. It took an intensive course of treatment to get me off the stuff. I think I've tried every single novel of his. It's excellent stuff but horribly addictive. (and gives you really wierd dreams)
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shrinkwrapped Posted Aug 13, 2000
Are those the green packets or the blue packets? Why, I once sold Cheese and Onion flavour to a man who was hooked on S&V... I... couldn't live with myself if _that_ happened again.
*reaches into pocket of large trenchcoat that he has inexplicably spontaneiously developed*
Odradek - don't tell anyone. They're from a multipack - not to be sold seperately...
*surrepticiously hands Odradek a suspicious bundle*
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Aug 13, 2000
Odra, not in front of the cams! People might accuse you of taking bribes! Anyway, he could have painted those bags.
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- 781: Peregrin (Aug 11, 2000)
- 782: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Aug 11, 2000)
- 783: Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) (Aug 11, 2000)
- 784: Peregrin (Aug 11, 2000)
- 785: Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) (Aug 11, 2000)
- 786: Garius Lupus (Aug 11, 2000)
- 787: Peregrin (Aug 11, 2000)
- 788: Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) (Aug 11, 2000)
- 789: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Aug 11, 2000)
- 790: Peregrin (Aug 12, 2000)
- 791: shrinkwrapped (Aug 12, 2000)
- 792: Peregrin (Aug 12, 2000)
- 793: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 12, 2000)
- 794: Wumbeevil (Aug 13, 2000)
- 795: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Aug 13, 2000)
- 796: Odradek (she who lurks, green Lifesaver-like) (Aug 13, 2000)
- 797: Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) (Aug 13, 2000)
- 798: Peregrin (Aug 13, 2000)
- 799: shrinkwrapped (Aug 13, 2000)
- 800: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Aug 13, 2000)
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