A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Public Toilets

The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 81

saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin

oooooo
*confused*
smiley - erm


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 82

TBC

nah BB we should put up a tent around the bodies and charge people to look at them and have a sign saying 'People in humerous positions £1 per view' I think we could make lots of money that way...

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 83

saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin

can i point out that i didnt find it funny


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 84

TBC

Ah.... o well, better add no refunds to the bottom of that sign!!!
No thats unfair on them I guess...
*walks out of toilet and takes people out of wierd position, walks back into toilet*

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 85

saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin

*sniffs*
eurgh boy smell


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 86

TBC

O thanks!!!!!
I'm sure that BB will appreciate that after all his hard work cleaning the toilet and washing the floors (you might have noticed that!)

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 87

saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin

yeah but it smells of boys...
im sure he spent lots of time cleaning up but still boy smell
*runs off to BB's jacuzzi*
smiley - run
smiley - smiley


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 88

TBC

isn't that in the girls.... not that I'm looked or anything.... smiley - blush

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 89

saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin

yes...
*wonders how much has been followed by skenvoy*
hmmm
smiley - smiley
smiley - cuddle


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 90

TBC

smiley - cuddle I sort of walked in there once before... i wasn't following you then...

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 91

saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin

oooo ok
*wonders why is back in boys loo when ran to girls loo before*
very suspicious


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 92

TBC

I won't hold it against you... smiley - cuddle

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 93

saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin

smiley - smileysmiley - cuddle


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 94

Bluebottle

I do have the latest cleaning equipment here, She, and no-one uses these loos much, except to bring dead people in.

<BB<


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 95

saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin

sorry.
smiley - cuddle


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 96

miraculousrandomness - being elvised is hard but so is changing your title so I wont

this place is weird


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 97

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

The plaice might be weird... but this haddock is just incredibably strange... smiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fish


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 98

Bluebottle

Whatever you do, don't mention the cod that's swimming in the third cubicle...

<BB<


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 99

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

The cod is still there?! smiley - wowsmiley - boingsmiley - blush


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 100

Bluebottle

Yep, it's an odd codsmiley - fish

<BB<


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