A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Public Toilets

The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 61

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

Why would you need an assassin when you could just send people in here after BB has mopped the floor? smiley - biggrin

turvy smiley - blackcat


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 62

TBC

no, you want to do it before BB mops the floor; otherwise he'd have to re-mop it... smiley - winkeye

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 63

Bluebottle

Oi! My mopping skills aren't THAT deadly!!!smiley - skull

<BB<


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 64

TBC

Well you have taken two people out using them... hmmmmm...
*walks over to bodies and drags them out of toilet, dumps them in funny posistion outside on bench*
well thats sorted out that problem...

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 65

Bluebottle

Indeed it has - there's a kid on the beach who keeps burying everything in sight. smiley - smiley

<BB<


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 66

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

Make him part of the next sand castle. smiley - winkeye


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 67

TBC

lol, but then he might try and bury that, and that would ruin it!

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 68

Bluebottle

You know the Sahara Desert? That was him trying to bury an ant...

<BB<


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 69

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

smiley - run


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 70

TBC

Really, I'd hate to think what would happen if he tried burying an elephant then... I mean imagine half the world covered in sand...

~Skenvoy


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Post 71

Bluebottle

Well, the reason there's sand at the bottom of the world's oceans and seas is because he tried to bury a whale...

<BB<


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 72

TBC

hmmmm... woner what would happen if he tried to bury the sky!

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 73

Bluebottle

I dread to think...
I'm beginning to feel that it would be a good idea to hide his spade...

<BB<


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 74

TBC

yeah... but then if he found it he might bury you... that wouldn't be good...

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 75

saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin

*looks through door*
he he he


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 76

Bluebottle

Hello She, come on in smiley - smiley

<BB<


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 77

TBC

Yeah... its not like we're doing anything too embarassing in here...
*glances around*

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 78

saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin

erm... what were those people doing in funny positions outside???
and why was one a nurse????
*almost slips*
you should really put up a sign or something


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 79

TBC

o the people.... did you find it funny???? The slipped on the wet floor and so we (well I) decided to put them in funny positions outside; is not hurting anyone... well not me anyway smiley - winkeye

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 80

Bluebottle

You mean "Beware Of The smiley - nurse"?

<BB<


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