A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Public Toilets

The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 41

Bluebottle

I am here often as I run and clean these loos. The sign tends to be either "engaged" or "vacant" smiley - winkeye

<BB<


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 42

TBC

*walks into toilet, sees one man knocked unconcious on the floor and one nurse, also knocked unconcious on the floor with two otehrs standing over them. Turns aroudn and edges towards door*

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 43

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

*wanders in with handbag*

OOps!!smiley - blush

Wrong one! smiley - run


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 44

TBC

don't smiley - run!!! You could slip over on the wet floor, then there would be 3 people unconsious on it!

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 45

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

*stop at the door*

But this is the Gents!!
turvy smiley - blackcat


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 46

Bluebottle

I wouldn't worry about that - afterall, there is an unconscious smiley - nurse here as well...

<BB<


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 47

TBC

Yep but don't run, you could fall over!

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 48

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

OK then!

Is there a cubicle free? I've had rather a lot of smiley - coffee

*walks carefully on wet floor, stepping over unconscious forms*

Do you spend a lot of time here, Skenvoy?

smiley - blackcat


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 49

TBC

nope... infact i was leaving, i was slightly worried that there wre two people knocked out on teh floor and one bloke standing over them with a broom...

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 50

Bluebottle

That sort of thing isn't a regular occurance, believe me!

<BB<


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 51

TBC

Really... ok... I'll trust you BB, but only 'cos i've known you for a while...
*stops heading for the exit*

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 52

Bluebottle

So what can we do about the bodies? Flush them down the loo so that they don't make the place look untidy?

<BB<


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 53

TBC

hmmm... no, if they became concious they might complain...

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 54

Bluebottle

True...
So, shall we just leave them outside?

<BB<


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 55

TBC

yeah.. i think there are some benches there...
hey think of teh comedy scenes we could create as theres an unconcious nurse there as well!!!

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 56

Bluebottle

Indeed - did you see the film "Weekend At Bernies"?

<BB<


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 57

TBC

nope... why what do tehy do????

~Skenvoy


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 58

threesecondmemory

*Wanders back in to a scene reminiscent of a scen from weekend at bernies.*

Interesting.


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 59

Bluebottle

It's a film about a couple of guys who go to visit their boss Bernie for a week, but he has hired assassins to murder them when he is not near them. He then dies. They then find out about this, and not wanting to get killed, pretend that Bernie's body is still alive and doing stuff with them, using Bernie as a puppet.

<BB<


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 60

TBC

lol, hmmm lets see...
*looks in Yellow pages for assasins*
Would you believe that there are no assasins listed in here!

~Skenvoy


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