A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Public Toilets
The Public Toilets: The Gents
Bluebottle Posted Jul 27, 2002
I am here often as I run and clean these loos. The sign tends to be either "engaged" or "vacant" 
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TBC Posted Jul 28, 2002
*walks into toilet, sees one man knocked unconcious on the floor and one nurse, also knocked unconcious on the floor with two otehrs standing over them. Turns aroudn and edges towards door*
~Skenvoy
The Public Toilets: The Gents
turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Aug 24, 2002
*wanders in with handbag*
OOps!!
Wrong one! 
The Public Toilets: The Gents
TBC Posted Aug 25, 2002
don't !!! You could slip over on the wet floor, then there would be 3 people unconsious on it!
~Skenvoy
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Aug 25, 2002
*stop at the door*
But this is the Gents!!
turvy 
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 26, 2002
I wouldn't worry about that - afterall, there is an unconscious 
here as well...
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The Public Toilets: The Gents
TBC Posted Aug 26, 2002
Yep but don't run, you could fall over!
~Skenvoy
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Aug 27, 2002
OK then!
Is there a cubicle free? I've had rather a lot of 
*walks carefully on wet floor, stepping over unconscious forms*
Do you spend a lot of time here, Skenvoy?
The Public Toilets: The Gents
TBC Posted Aug 27, 2002
nope... infact i was leaving, i was slightly worried that there wre two people knocked out on teh floor and one bloke standing over them with a broom...
~Skenvoy
The Public Toilets: The Gents
Bluebottle Posted Aug 27, 2002
That sort of thing isn't a regular occurance, believe me!
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TBC Posted Aug 27, 2002
Really... ok... I'll trust you BB, but only 'cos i've known you for a while...
*stops heading for the exit*
~Skenvoy
The Public Toilets: The Gents
Bluebottle Posted Aug 27, 2002
So what can we do about the bodies? Flush them down the loo so that they don't make the place look untidy?
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The Public Toilets: The Gents
TBC Posted Aug 27, 2002
hmmm... no, if they became concious they might complain...
~Skenvoy
The Public Toilets: The Gents
Bluebottle Posted Aug 27, 2002
True...
So, shall we just leave them outside?
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TBC Posted Aug 27, 2002
yeah.. i think there are some benches there...
hey think of teh comedy scenes we could create as theres an unconcious nurse there as well!!!
~Skenvoy
The Public Toilets: The Gents
Bluebottle Posted Aug 27, 2002
Indeed - did you see the film "Weekend At Bernies"?
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threesecondmemory Posted Aug 28, 2002
*Wanders back in to a scene reminiscent of a scen from weekend at bernies.*
Interesting.
The Public Toilets: The Gents
Bluebottle Posted Aug 28, 2002
It's a film about a couple of guys who go to visit their boss Bernie for a week, but he has hired assassins to murder them when he is not near them. He then dies. They then find out about this, and not wanting to get killed, pretend that Bernie's body is still alive and doing stuff with them, using Bernie as a puppet.
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TBC Posted Aug 28, 2002
lol, hmmm lets see...
*looks in Yellow pages for assasins*
Would you believe that there are no assasins listed in here!
~Skenvoy
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