A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Public Toilets
The Public Toilets: The Gents
Aardvark Posted Jun 20, 2002
Then how do you come to have it in your possession?
I notice that it has no tax disc.
Do you have your documents with you?
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threesecondmemory Posted Jun 21, 2002
I'm sorry officer, but I think it is time for a medical for you. your eyes seem to be a little off. BB is doing the mopping, I am merely supervising.
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Aardvark Posted Jun 21, 2002
Yes....
Err... Sorry
I have been overdoing it a bit lately.
By the way, I know it's an easy mistake to make, but I'm not a real officer. I'm an Aardvark. Am I still allowed in here?
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threesecondmemory Posted Jun 21, 2002
You are more than welcome! Not sure if the facilities are that good for an Aardvark though...
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Aardvark Posted Jun 21, 2002
There would be a public outcry if they were.
I'll just sit quietly on the floor thank you.
I like the tiles, are they Victorian or just reproduction?
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 25, 2002
They're genuine Victorian - which is quite impressive considering that they've not been vandalised in that time.
Some of them still contain Victorian grafitti, which is strange as it seems to consist of references to tomatoes.... Hmmm....
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Aardvark Posted Jun 25, 2002
Sorry, this is not my first language.
Try again.......
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Aardvark Posted Jun 26, 2002
You may be right.
I'm starting to feel a little uneasy about being in here. I think I'll buy a 
and sit on the bench outside.
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Researcher jaw25yo Posted Jun 28, 2002
ahh, the smellofnice clean loos, onlyones in this country!! 
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 29, 2002
You're not addicted to glue/bleach/disenfectant sniffing, I hope?
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The Public Toilets: The Gents
Bluebottle Posted Jul 21, 2002
Why does no-one pay attention to the "Wet Floor" signs?!
Quick - find a 
!
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The Public Toilets: The Gents
Bluebottle Posted Jul 22, 2002
The signs the just tripped over and hit her head against.
Quick - get a 
!
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Jake Denotsko Posted Jul 24, 2002
HELLOOOOOOO NURSE!
Whats a nice gurl like you doing in a place like this?
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 25, 2002
Currently lying unconscious on the floor, it appears.
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