A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Public Toilets

The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 21

Aardvark



Then how do you come to have it in your possession?

I notice that it has no tax disc.

Do you have your documents with you?


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Post 22

threesecondmemory

I'm sorry officer, but I think it is time for a medical for you. your eyes seem to be a little off. BB is doing the mopping, I am merely supervising.

smiley - whistle


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Post 23

Aardvark

Yes....

Err... Sorry

smiley - flustered

I have been overdoing it a bit lately.

By the way, I know it's an easy mistake to make, but I'm not a real officer. I'm an Aardvark. Am I still allowed in here?


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Post 24

threesecondmemory

You are more than welcome! Not sure if the facilities are that good for an Aardvark though...


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Post 25

Aardvark


There would be a public outcry if they were.

I'll just sit quietly on the floor thank you.

I like the tiles, are they Victorian or just reproduction?


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Post 26

Bluebottle

They're genuine Victorian - which is quite impressive considering that they've not been vandalised in that time.
Some of them still contain Victorian grafitti, which is strange as it seems to consist of references to tomatoes.... Hmmm....

<BB<


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Post 27

threesecondmemory

smiley - erm


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Post 28

Aardvark

smiley - huh


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Post 29

Aardvark

Sorry, this is not my first language.

Try again.......

smiley - tomatosmiley - huh


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Post 30

threesecondmemory

smiley - nursesmiley - huh


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Post 31

Aardvark

You may be right.

I'm starting to feel a little uneasy about being in here. I think I'll buy a smiley - cake and sit on the bench outside.

smiley - footprints


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Post 32

Researcher jaw25yo

ahh, the smellofnice clean loos, onlyones in this country!! smiley - smiley


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Post 33

Bluebottle

You're not addicted to glue/bleach/disenfectant sniffing, I hope?

<BB<


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Post 34

Jake Denotsko


Oh, hello there.

What the?!?!?!



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Post 35

Bluebottle

Why does no-one pay attention to the "Wet Floor" signs?!
Quick - find a smiley - nurse!

<BB<


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 36

Jake Denotsko

What 'FLOOR' signs?


The Public Toilets: The Gents

Post 37

Bluebottle

The signs the smiley - nurse just tripped over and hit her head against.smiley - injured
Quick - get a smiley - doctor!

<BB<


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Post 38

Jake Denotsko

HELLOOOOOOO NURSE!

Whats a nice gurl like you doing in a place like this?


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Post 39

Bluebottle

Currently lying unconscious on the floor, it appears.smiley - blue

<BB<


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Post 40

Jake Denotsko

Come here often?

What's your sign?


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