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Just think of *gulp* those poor little nails, hammered each day *sob*. I can't bear to imagine it *she breaks down into floods of tears*.

I am a hammer abuser. I'm trying - really I am. I haven't hit any nails for almost a year now... but I still keep wielding my hammer at them in a menacing way. Help! Do you have any advice? I want to stop!

Leave the hammer in a safe place. One of those safe places that you can never remember when you want what you put in it...
*thinks too of those poor poor nails and hammers*
Don't you feel guilty or anything? What have you done to the poor helpless little things?
*sniffs*
Didn't you ever realise just how they must be feeling?
*gets all emotional, breaks down in tears and feels she ought to go before she gets suicidal*

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I've just started a Nail and Hammer abusers Help Centre (you may have noticed it) here: http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=39971&thread=51577
I think you may need to visit, Pscotherapist's Dream.
*gulps and tries not to give way to tears again*

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Oh go on then sign me up! Co-incidentally my sister-in-law's married name was Hammer. I suggested that she call her first born daughter, Nayllanda. She wasn't very impressed.

Lol!

Thank you for joining, thank you so much! Ming, add Peta to the list!

I will, thank you loads and loads, Peta!!!!!!!
Interesting name...

i very much agree and i must add that ther is no excuse for abusing nails and hammers because there is an easier painless way: screws and screwdrivers who spin easily into there holes with only slight dizziness which soon wears off

Yey! Agreed greatly!
But then there's always glue, even better...

So right, so very very right!

I'm new and if you want I can put some junk onto my forum, or , if you want I counld make a new one! (ps. Can someone give me a fish, my gerbil's getting lonely, I'll give you one.... !)

LOL OK, here's a fish!
Please feel free to put some junk into any of your forums, publise it and generally make people come and join!
How's your gerbil, then?

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Went round school today getting signatures from all the people who wanted to save the hammers and nails, I got C.Wooton, Charlie Symons, A.Nyhoe, Ben Jordan, David Taylor and George Thorns. Charlie Chris and I have Started a S.T.H.S.T.N. actavist gang and were planning on getting somone in Carpentry to free all the nails.

Skrak

P.S. The Gerbils doing fine, going to get some mice or a rat!

Thank you... this really helps. And your suggestions about the safe place. Maybe while I'm looking for a hammer I'll find my keys, get destracted and have less to feel guilty about... hmm.

Abi

i forget how to make a fish! / \/
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Skrak: Brilliant! Well done! Now get them to join H2G2 and support it where it began!!

Psychotherapist's Dream: Good, good... glad you feel better about it...

cumulonimbus: just do > < > without the spaces and you get !!

PS, you're all officially supporters now.

¦M¦

It's growing!

Yeah, now we have a grand total of 6 supporters!!
(keep bringing those people in, guys!)
When we get to 10, shall we have a party to celebrate?!

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Yes, lets! Any excuse for a party! And we could see if we can get onto the most visited forum thing on the front page! I know, do that when we have 10, then get our members to invite their friends on h2g2 etc, who we can then get to join the campaign! A good way to grow!

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