My life is Not worth the talk
My life is not worth the blah so I'll get straight to the important stuff.
Firstly, don't take the route of darkness, I took this way and I took the way of the Church of the Gerbil. This evil path took me to hateing the Bunny, liking lime green jello and not saying Bo-Bo. Then I discoverd Warhammer, and the Skaven of this historical realm, so in the end I chose the right way, the weasle way, the skaven way.
Secondly, I found the pleasure in rodents, in paticular gerbils, mice and rats. These cute and adorable creatures are lovable and cute, fun for all the family. Gerbils have no smell, but need a fairly pacific diet. Mice are slightly smelly and are less pikey. Rats will eat anything and are apparently extreamly smelly.
Thirdly, at school don't muk around with the people who go dancing around the class-room in the morning singing 'sex bomb'. Instead rise above them and don't get in trouble. This may seem awfull wondering aruond the play-ground, but it's worth it when you see the look on the rest of the class' faces when you don't get a detenton like them.
Lastly, read the 'Dilbert' series, the 'Redwall' series by Brian Jaques and all the Terry Pratchets you can get your paws on!
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