h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yay!! Come on people, get all your friends to join (no, I don't care if you haven't got any, make some!!!) lets have a party!

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I agree that it must be very painful for both nails and hammers to be forced to hit each other all day. It's like they are being manipulated into a war they don't wish to. Very sad.

Yay!! Another member!! Thank you soooo much, Bluebottle, for joining!!



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You're welcome, my friend.
I'm trying to work out who has the worst deal, the hammer or the nail.
The nail gets hit VERY hard on his head, and shoved somewhere uncomfortable like a plank of wood and expected to hold things together, yet after it's done, he can rest and relax.
The hammer hits the nail but doesn't feel it so much, yet gets grabbed round the leg and swung in the air, sworn at, and although a nail, once it's in, can relax and know it's not going to get hammered again, the hammer is used day after day without rest.

My brother's nick name from his Rugby days is Nails, as in 'hard as...' So I suppose to support one of the best little full backs I know sign me up too.

Yay!! !!!!! *8* members!! Wooohhooooo!!!!!! *jumps around happily*
Thank you thank you thank you thank you!!

Yeah... I'd better write something to that effect on the page... I wonder who does get the worst deal? I suspect it's the Hammers, as it is their head that is getting hit as well, just more repeatedly than the Nails's heads. But the Nails get rusty and may also get hit on their legs to either turn them over or get them out again... Imagine getting your leg hammered like that into a right-angled bend. Ooooo. Who ~does~ get the worst deal?

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We could ask them, or set up a forum to debate that... wait, I will do that! It might get more people to stick around... maybe.

And for all those who hain't spotted it yet, the new conversation sprouting on a Nail / Hammer : who gets the worst deal?, the link is right here...:
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=39971&thread=53765
I hope that's the right one, anyhow... When I came back to this conversation the address didn't seem to change...

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Hi there!
Please sign me up also
I thought at first that this was about fingernails being hit very hard by hammers! Don't you just hate it when that happens?
Maybe you should include them in your campaign! Us ladies go to great extremes to save our nails.
shazzPRME

*9* members! One more and we have our party my friend!!! YEY YEY YEY!
*she looks around quickly, hoping no one actually noticed that!*

Yay!!!!! Thank you thank you thank you ShazzPRME!!!! *happy, very happy*
I'll go and join you up now!!!
*skips away happily to do that*

I'm not a lady, then 'cos I don't take care of my fingernails?

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Make that 10 members... How could anyone refuse to join a campaign fighting for the innocent like this?

The innocent & defenceless, that is...

Oh, and 10's such a nice round number...

When will the party be?

~grin~

Hi... me thinks 11 is a better figure than 10... so me gladly gives my support... Me has always been slightly upset at the treatment of defenseless nails... hmmm... the hammer tends to get it's own back every so often... so me not as concerned on that count... ~grin~

Does that me me not er... well... me would say eligable... but me can't spell it...

No, you're eligible! *11*!!! Yay!!! Thank you everyone!!
Ze Party Beginnt as soon as I join you officially, so I'll go and do that now, then start a party conversation...!!
*runs off to join PP and Greebo*
Back soon everone!

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PART-AY!!!! *runs around like a very mad person... um... like herself!*
WOW WOW WOW!

PARTY!!
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=39971&thread=54685
PARTY!!
New members, keep posting here...

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*falls from the ceiling onto his face*
oh...ooohhhh...
i´m never gonna blubb eat bonbons blubb anymore...
*sees janet reno wearing dinosaurs dancing with a huge cup of coffee*
especially not from these guys... blubb
*seems to expierience a moment of clear mind*
but somehow i feel obligated to join your campaign...
*melts down through the floor*

Oh *looks at Schlonz in surprise* hello! How nice of you to ~drop~ in!! (ha ha, what a crap joke...)

I'm glad you're joining, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to refer to you as 'schlonz' in the dropdown list, as 'schlonz the evil dimensionhopping penguin' just ~ain't~ going to fit...
Sorry!!

OK, urm, it wasn't the bonbons that caused your present loss of mind, there is nothing wrong with them, I ate some myself...
And I'm fine!
But maybe I'm just strange...

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Must...hold...back...comments! Must...hold...back...comments!
I'm trying desperately not to answer that last sentence; I fear it refers to me too!

>

Looks up to see a pink dancing elephant float across her screen*
I figure it's the bonbons!

Now, everyone, listen to me...
IT WAS NOT THE BONBONS!!!!!
IT WAS ~NOT~ THE BONBONS!!!!!

*looks round, everything is as normal in room, on computer, in mind, eats several bonbons, nothing changes*

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