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Initiation for new recruits

Post 581

The Corrupt One (MIA)

No, Lord Lunatic!!! Somebody stop HIM from joining...we'll end up with another Kudos on our hands...

BTW, thank you, sea.


Initiation for new recruits

Post 582

soeasilyamused, or sea

sure, you just have to survive three days of constant "albuquerque" by weird al...
*shows lord lunatic to the chamber*
then you'll be a full member of STUMPED... good luck!


Initiation for new recruits

Post 583

NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P

sure, LL. All youhave to do is site in this pitch-black chamber for 3 days without any food, water, or...well... light.

...and be sure to wake Psycho Girl up when you go in to make sure she knows you're there...


Initiation for new recruits

Post 584

The Corrupt One (MIA)

urrggghhhh...don't I get a say in this?


Initiation for new recruits

Post 585

Lord Lunatic

*pulls Psycho Girl's hair and bashes her head into the corner*
Waky, waky, eggs and baky!
*Psycho Girl looks up, tired and mad, zaps Lord Lunatic into ashes, stomps on him, and goes back to sleep.*


Initiation for new recruits

Post 586

soeasilyamused, or sea

well, corrupt, if we're going to take over h2g2, we need bodies. and he is a body...
*resists urge to comment further*
but i give you permission to beat him up if he gets out of line... smiley - winkeye


Initiation for new recruits

Post 587

soeasilyamused, or sea

*notices simulpost and eyes widen*


Initiation for new recruits

Post 588

NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P

I said wake her up, not bash her head against the wall! you're on your own, man...


Initiation for new recruits

Post 589

The Corrupt One (MIA)

You know this from experience, right, NYC?

*snickers in memory of the long-lost days of NYC-bashing, until NYC glares at her*


Initiation for new recruits

Post 590

NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P

All the more reason he shouldn't do it to Psycho Girl... it hurt...

*NYC pulls Lord Lunatic into a seperate chamber, where he is given intense pyschological tests*

I'm not so sure such an anti-social person should be in STUMPED... no ten minutes and he's already bashing somebody's head into the wall...


Initiation for new recruits

Post 591

The Corrupt One (MIA)

Yeah...at least I was provoked.

And in defence of my cousin against her brother...

*bashes Lord Lunatic into the wall. He slumps into the now-famous "heap-on-the-floor"(tm) and lays there unconcious.*

Sorry I had to do that, but I have permission and such, and need to keep the peace...which keeps getting disturbed by strange persons entering the chamber for no apparent reason.

BTW, did Kudos ever spend his whole term in here?


Initiation for new recruits

Post 592

soeasilyamused, or sea

was he even trying to join? i thought he just came to wreak havoc...


Initiation for new recruits

Post 593

NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P

umm... no, I don't think so...


Initiation for new recruits

Post 594

NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P

darn simulposts...

I think he spent the last few days everywhere EXCEPT the initiation chamber...


Initiation for new recruits

Post 595

The Corrupt One (MIA)

Just thinking that a membership card might keep him out of here...


Initiation for new recruits

Post 596

NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P

it obviously didn't keep YOU out...


Initiation for new recruits

Post 597

soeasilyamused, or sea

*tries to hide smile, but fails*


Initiation for new recruits

Post 598

Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back...

Zeb: Wow. I've been uncharacteristicly silent the last few postings. Guess I should really say something.

Emar: You really shouldn't.

Zeb(at a loss for anything to talk about):...










Zeb: ...WooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooohhhhhh!

Emar: Cut that out!


Initiation for new recruits

Post 599

soeasilyamused, or sea

*rotfl*


Initiation for new recruits

Post 600

NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P

*NYC returns to the ritual bashing of the popcorn machine*


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