h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

from new initiation stadium: "no, no... let's see how far he can fly... 20 bucks says to cancun..."

Guess not then ?

*ominous rumbling comes from old initiation chamber. NYC, sea, and Corrupt are standing behind the stadium's shield, busting up laughing at Happy Dude, who is about to be blasted to Cancun*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

*Happy Dude is screaming something unintelligible at the stadium as he starts his flight*

AAAAAhhhhhhh!!!!!!, Nobody told me it was strip twiiisstterrr yooouuu ppppllllaaaaayyyeeddddd hhhhheeeerrrrrrreeeeeeeeee.

An strange silence follows, then an even stranger distant soft squishy soundinding thud.

ooh... darn... he fell just short...

*NYC calls the coast guard. after a couple minutes explaining what the ufo was, he get the details*

apparently he hit an oil tanker somewhere in the gulf of mexico. They had to scrape him off the platform with a spatula...

anyway, here's your 20 bucks, Corrupt.

Slick (as in oil) looking 'Chief' HappyDude comes stumbleing in, it wasn't an oil tanker it was a Waste Disposal ship out of Acapulco, lucky it was a soft landing otherwise I might have broken my spinner.

--- Strange smell works its war around te room ---

Emar: ...b-blasphemous vistas of unknown b-blackest ether...

Zeb: Would you people PLEASE not self-destruct the place while WE'RE unable to post, because it didn't leave us time to get out of there! We only escaped by moving through higher dimensions using THIS!

<...holds up Necronomicon...>

Emar: ...aye, by dark gods 'twas writ in the Book of Eibon, on th-the skin of m-man...

Zeb: Ignore Emar, there. He's been a little nutty after we ran into Azothoth.

Hey Guys! You want to play Twister?

Zeb: TWISTER?! Don't push me to summoning powers I cannot possibly comprehend!

Look I'm new here, someone told as I was new I had to come over here to pass some sort of test and that I should bring my own Twister mat, so bud are we going play Twister or what?

---Chief HappyDude brushes bit's of thing's bets not mentioned off his 'off the shoulder bright red rubber catsuit'---

Zeb: WHOAH! WHOAH! WRONG INITIATION, PAL! The twister thing went out before **I** joined. The NEWEST challenge is here(http://www.H2G2.com/F39392?thread=73469). We're on our way there ourselves, but just as spectators.

oh i have no intentions of leaving.....i just happen to want the lamannated card

*pulls a kill-o-zap out of her pocket and lays it down.....and backs away a few feet*

*picks up some extra binary and throws it at the kill-o-zapo.*

<**> ** turns all of the initiates into styrofoam**

indi: "lets see them get out of that one" <**>

*indi's cell phone rings*

[indi] hello?

[NYC] we're all over at the new stadium, with the recruits in some weird rolling game. pop over and I'll give you the laminated membership card.

*indi runs over to the new stadium*

so...did i nopt turn all of the initiates into styrofoam...? It is dark in here, and i just assumed that it had worked?

I think dude that now might be a good time to leave for my page and look for a less unreasonable environment for your tender personality. PS to all evil doers, I am not good, I am neutral chaotic, and will help those that I see struggling, (like the barman in that inane plot twist), but willfight it out with the next man over the last pan galactic gargle blaster if i am in a bad enough or whimsical enough mood. Do I hear the computer counting down?

so xyr, how long have you been here?...you will be lucky to survive 3 days without getting blown up....unless you just sit and stay quiet...then they will forget about you.....

*indi's cell phone rings again* Indi? there's nobody there. We're all at the stadium at http://www.H2G2.com/F39392?thread=73469 and would like you to join us...

I have been here a little while, but I was only gatecrashing a good party. And If you think that I am going to join that other thread, with the boobytrapped initiation balls, you have got to be kidding. Anyway, I don't know if I would qualify for membership of stumped, as I am not good, or evil, just neutral, and my alignment is chaotic, so sometimes I am helpful (like with the bartender, and it does spoil a good party when the bartender is an ofputting mess on the floor), and sometimes I am very unhelpful, like throwing random bolts of psionic energy around to jolt the careless (but only at the right sort of parties). Anyway, If this thread actually manages to close down, then I will lurk around the http://www.h2g2.com/info page looking for other good parties to gatecrash.