h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sniff sniff sniff*

do I smell an... a... advertisement?

why, yes I do!
'tis good, though.

*regains control of herself and takes a deep breath*
that was pretty funny, corrupt...

~Enters in medieval garb, and uses an encantation to turn all the initiates into toads~

*giggles*
look... they hop!
*collapses into laughter*

*NYC brings out another popcorn machine*

ooh, popcorn! jonny's favorite!
*brings out her pet furball and feeds it some popcorn*

Wait, wait, wait...if they've already become full-fledged members of stumped, do Emar and Zeb count as "initiates" for the purposes of toadly-transmogrification?

uh... nope... you guys aren't initiates any longer. come to think of it, i believe you guys were the last of the initiates.

Whoo, that's a relief. For a minute there, I thought that Zeb was gonna have to use his copy of the "Necronomicon" to get us back. And that always brings trouble.

Perhaps using the necronomicon does usually cause trouble, but have you tried to buy one. At about £80.00, it is not very attainable, but that price does keep it away from most of the fools.

Eh, I think Zeb's perfectly happy with his autographed copy.

Autographed by Nyarlathotep?

Zeb: No, no, nothing like that. Autographed by that mad-arab guy. Here, let me read it out loud: Abdul Alzha-AAAAAGGGHHHHHH!! BEIhNG DEVOURED BYnth INVISIBghjLE DEAMON!!ARRRRRRGGGGHHH!!

...Damn, I wish that guy hadn't TRANSCRIBED his death. Ruined a perfectly good signature, and probably the collector's value as well.

heyheyhey, wait a minute, I am not a toad... i am no longer an initiate...i was a princss, but have no intentions of kissing the initiates to turn them back..

nobody said ANYTHING about you kissing the initiates, though you CAN if you really want to...

Isn't Psycho Girl still an initiate? I don't remember giving her the membership card.

*is confused*
i have no idea. she WAS in th chamber, but i thought she was in with indi and zeb. er... anyone care to wade through the backlog and find out? i'm too lazy.
*sits down on floor and plays fetch with her pet furball*

I guess is she posts again, we can sort this out...

*puts his feet up on control board, eating popcorn*

*grabs some popcorn and eats it, then gives some to jonny*

hey! the machine's over there! the last one made 13 tons of the stuff; you need not take it from me!

*mouth full*
more fun to take it from you....
*popcorn-y grin*