h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and by the way...
*sea does a roundhouse kick and knocks NYC's chair out from under him, spilling popcorn all over*
THAT was for the OTHER thread...

*NYC lands in a THUD*

*THUD*

ow...

Zeb, you aren't helping...

Zeb: WoooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooohhhhh!

Emar: We're not on FOX, Zeb.

Zeb: Doesn't mean we can't still appeal to our lowest senses of taste.

that's it...

*NYC gets up and pours gasoline into the jar*

one more word out of you, and I'll light this match...

But...

*oblivious to what's going on, Psycho Girl enters*
I'd like to join. So what are you guys doing anyway, torturing each other? Cool.

that little son of a...

*NYC starts to chase after him, but for a three inch figurine, the little alien can RUN*

sure, you can join. just enter the pitch black chamber and sit there for three days...

*NYC opens the chamber door, and finds Pyscho Girl already inside. He turns back, but she's still waiting to be put in. NYC slams the door*

Okay... this is getting a bit weird...

*NYC touches his hair, suddenly remembers a slight problem, and goes to find a sink*

A BIT weird? This is getting VERY, VERY weird...hey!

*the "hey!" was from Corrupt getting blasted by the little alien's ray-gun, but thankfully, it's so small that it only blasts off Corrupt's finger*

*regenerates finger*

Why you little...

*chases after Kudos but gets a blast in each eye from the ray-gun*

DAMN YOU, KUDOS!!!!!

Ummmm...can anyone help me find the binary that was my eyes?

*NYC returns with thoroughly charred and doused hair. He finds binary on the floor and scoops it up into a petri dish, and hands it to Corrupt, who is randomly walking around flailing her arms*

now where is that Kudos?

*NYC crawls on the floor, hitting every little opening in the equipment with bug spray*

argh! NYC! first you shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, then you break my kudos-in-a-jar!
*fixes corrupt's eyes*

*acts like she's measuring herself*
If I didn't know better, I'd swear I've grown some. Hmmm... I see my psychokenisis is working. I'm going to sleep until tomarrow. I find even one hair out of place, you people will be sorry. I'm not a very good person to mess with when I first wake up.
*rolls up into a ball in the corner and starts to go to sleep*
I'm serious... just one little hair... and don't wake me up!

I didn't! He got out all on his own! I was just minding my own business...

*a psychokenetic copy of Psycho appears in front of Kudos*
Bad...bad...bad... you woke me up!
*Psycho zaps Kudos with her laser eyes until Kudos is a pile of ashes. Psycho then jumps up and down on the ashes and blows them everywhere.*
I said not one hair and DON'T WAKE ME UP!!!!
*Psycho Girl goes back to sleep.*

i think i like her.....
*grin*

*NYC notices the show of violence by Psycho Girl and takes his hands off the control board...*

*wonders if corrupt has noticed her message yet*

*Lord Lunatic enters*
May I join in?