h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yeah, we're gonna miss torturing you...

I do like nice quiet places to drink my PGGB's, says the psionist, randomly sending out psionic regeneration blasts to cure peoples hangovers. Still, I suppose it will do until I find somewhere a little more lively. Who knows, perhaps someone will notice that I am drinking here, but have not tried out for initiation yet, and seem to try and be a reasonable type mage (well, as reasonable as mages ever are, we do have teensy tempers you know).

Hi, I'm new here, somebody said I should pop over for a game of twister?

Hey dude, I think you ought to read some of the earlier posts before saying things like that But if you really want to play twister, I have a Psionic spell sitting here all waiting to twist someone into a pretzel, and all it needs is a target.

But I like Twister, all those pretty coloured spot's is just like a Daimion Hurst piece, so artistic.

Xyroth, you *shudder* HELP people? We were looking more in the lines of... oh.... mass destruction and, well, being evil. Same goes to you, Happy Dude. Were in your name does it resemble you being sinister, devious, or villianous?

Until then, I'll just be here destroying the remains of a defunct popcorn machine...

*Psycho wakes up and zaps her dear sweet little brother Lord Lunatic just for the hell of it*

~Clears Throat~ As senior member here at the moment I feel it is my duty to chronicle and initiate the newer recruits. Congratulations, by the way, to all of those of you who passed the last round of initiations. Will all those of you wishing to enter the next round -- which is to say, all new comers -- please follow me to this forum, here: http://www.h2g2.com/F39392?thread=73469&post=558478

I am Lord Tristan, the good split personality of another researcher whom I plan on destroying. This personality is around here somewhere, and if you wish and try to stop me, go right ahead. I will destroy as many evil doers as I can.

Don't make idle threats. They're stupid.
*zaps Lord Tristan into ashes and follows Masque*

*looks relieved at not having to deal with initiations any more*

*looks distraught at not having to deal with initiations any more*

Now I can't torture people for no good reason!

sure you can... just not here...

sure you can... just not here...

fine *sniff*...

*NYC presses the self-destruct sequence one last time and runs for the hills*

*decides it would be best to leave- quickly*

*runs for the new forum whilst all hell breaks loose in the old chamber*

*Lord Tristan starts to follow his counterpart when he realizes that Lord Lunatic is still in the chamber. Tristan starts to go back to save him and remembers Lunatic's evil, so Tristan follows his counterpart.*

So would this be a good time for a quick game of Twister, before everything go's BANG!

*over loudspeaker from new initiation stadium*
Shut up, you idiot! Go away!