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damn, that's right!...

you shudder? I was the one holding the box.

...simu-posts...

thanks sea!

*NYC places the dozen grenades under the unconscious Kudos, pulls the pin out of the top one, and watches as Kudos gets sent up 13 floors high...*



*... and back down again...*

ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP


ZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP


TTTHHHHHHUUUUDDDD

*sea, though scattered binary, is made up of a strange sort of water that is attracted to itself, therefore she can sort herself out from the rest of the villains' binary and shrink kudos to three inches tall. she then catches him in a jelly jar with tiny airholes in the lid. she sets kudos on the shelf and sorts out the other villains before reconstituting them*

*gets up off of the floor*
Damn you, Kudos.
*sees Kudos in a jar, and starts busting up laughing*

*takes a small bow*
i think i should add him to my "Incredibly Irritating Entities" collection...

indi*-breaks back into the room, takes kudos(still in his jar) and leaves again.**

Zeb:What'd we miss?

hey! she stole my kudos-in-a-jar!!!!
*looks very irate*

darn! where'd she get off to?

*sniffles at the thought of her ruined collection and her lower lip trembles*

...and her big puppy eyes, and...

aww well. As long as Kudos isn't near me...

*enters the room(again)*
here...take it back. i dont see why any one would want it, it smells icky! it also hasnt shut up scince i took it....

*grabs jar, excited*
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
*starts jumping up and down in circles*
ihaveakudosinajar! ihaveakudosinajar!

dont know why you would want one...just keep it away from me...

and me, for that matter...

I don't look good in smithereens...

*considers saying 'or any other way for that matter' but decides against it*

*jumping up and down in joy*
Yay! Yahoo! Thanks, sea, for getting rid of that pest...

Oh, BTW, if you people want to read something funny, go to http://www.h2g2.com/A422768!

*rotfl*