h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That reminds me of the naughty joke about a lesbian, a gynacologist and a cleaning lady

Pray tell

Do you know a cleaning agency who specialises in this type of service? (I'd like one as well!)

I wouldn't use one. I know the powers of the pile and I don't want that sort of blood on my hands. It's safer to let the pile be until it starts trying to steal important stuff like the TV remote and food. When that starts happening I move house

I think I shall have to get a man in.

Anybody need a part time non-latino live-in male* cleaner? I've got a feather duster.

*the positioning of 'male' in that sentence may, or may not, be deliberately ambiguous.

"I think I shall have to get a man in."

That is pretty much what the lesbian does - gets a woman in 3 times a week.

I think I've got a position for you Roymundo

I know plenty of positions. Would you care to specify?

ooo you rose to th bait on that one

Get a room you two... mine is available if you want it.

I only* want a cleaner what did you think I ment?

Well surely if you want a cleaner, there must be a room to be cleaned. My room has become a bit messy (though the pile has yet to establish itself) so it could be used as the room to cleaned
I'm innocent me
Iago

Well I've several rooms that could do with some attention at the moment