h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Let me tell you 'bout a place
Somewhere up-a New York way
Where the people are so gay
Twistin' the night away-ay

Well is seemed apropriate

I'M not gay!














































I'm queer.

Aiii am the only gay in this village

Last night at the pub I had a guy I, vaguely, know, called Charlie, come over, hug me, and tell me he loves me and that he knows I don't reciprocate his feelings... the only thing is that I actually think he's quite cute, I just don't know whether he's gay or not, I mean if he is then Woo-Hoo!!!! However I shall ask someone who may know... at somepoint

Oooh hes even called Charlie



must be lovely then do it now! ask someone!

I shall have to wait untill I next speek to someone who may know...

Why not just ask him?









Be creative - ask if he's part of your family, and if he's not, ask if he wants to be....

I don't have the nerve to come out with something like that... well not face to face

Fortify yourself with more .

That's what I normally do

I'll ask him. What's his phone number? (country code first, please)

*fails to remember the last time she got chatted up in a pub *




*fails to remember the last time she actually went to a pub *

If I knew that I could get drunk and fone him myself

Mort - if you were everto go to a pub with me, I'd pretend you didn't and then chat you up.

TB- Oh.

Aww thanks! Thats a deal

Heehee.

Now all I need to do is get the right country! Then I have a girl to chat up in a pub! We don't even HAVE pubs here!!

So what's a pub like?

And what's the etiquette for chatting someone up?

They're like the Bar in Cheers

I appear to have backwardsness when it comes to getting chatted up in pubs, I go to a gay pub and no one talks to me, I go to a straight pub and pull.... yes women, not men, although they don't get the gay thing, strange species boys!

On saying that I haven't been to a pub in forever and they knocked down my local gay pub!

Mort, Rainbows, room for another on the not getting chatted up pub crawl?

Iago... you're looking a little green there, you ok? Oh wait, eyes are starting to focus, no, thats the plant. sorry!