h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

excellent. i prefer my things to be made of chewing gum and brass. of course, if you really wanted to spiff them up, you could use other things...i'll leave that up to you.

OK, any chemical questions to me!!

..and I already have a uniform: my white coat for laboratory, full of poison-coloured dots and stripes.

b.gallant - that's one impressive qualifications list you've got... But I really need you to specify what job you're looking for - as for a "Reginal Overseer Sublime" - that sounds like a pretty high position and I'm not sure if I can immediately hire you as a superior for other employees... But if you could tell me exactly whose overseer you would be I might be able to work it out...

Frockling Canuck, stop by http://www.h2g2.com/F35868?thread=65622 and I'll see what I can do. It would help to choose a gum flavor before you go, as it's getting pretty busy already.:-)

As a "Sublime" sort of over-seer, I am so in touch with the Cosmic Order of things that I don't need to oversee anyone in particular. Consider me a detached observer, guiding the Cosmos along with good Karma and banana bread for all!

Hi, I'm looking for a job. Any positions available?

b.gallant - I guess you shall be the Cosmic Sublime Overseer then...

And Sylvia - what kind of position are you looking for?

Umm... Biome Security officer?

Sure - you're hired!

Hey Alien,

Have you hired a doctor yet? I think mabye that these radiation burns I got while documenting a river in New Jersey are makeing me sick. I suggest that that you stay away from that river......It's going to be ground zero for the next evolutionary upheavel.

I don't think we have a real doctor here yet, but we do have an Emergency Medic...

Okie Dokie

I've always wanted to be a Fireman any vacancies? I've absolutely no experiance in this area but I do know how a box of matches work.

Fireman? Why not... You're officially hired as the Fire Chief of the Centre...

Cool can't to start some fires.

*in her mind, inserts a "wait" into his sentence*

Hmm... I wonder if starting fires actually belongs to firemen's duties... But sounds like it makes sense...

Strictley for training purposes, I thought about using the Rocket Fuel Dump for training?

Hmm... Why do I get the feeling that's not such a good idea...

I hope you're going to remember to put the fire OUT afterwards!

I suspect that he'll try to fighjt fire with fire and burn the whole place down...

*hopes that it's not dangerous to mention fire near BB in this forum*