h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Everyone thinks that Trinity (at the moment) would be a great H2G2SC EMT - and she is hired.

How about JenEMT?

It does have some kind of flow.

Ern

Cool thanks you guys!

If you need anything then you know where I am

Or I could be TrinEMT

Trin

Hi. I'm cannon, and my other personality is fodder. I like wearing bright red shirts, and nobody seems to remember my name. I'm also the first one to volunteer to get things left behind, check out funny noises, and I always have my back turned to dark corners. Anything else you need to know?

Yep, the working title you'd like to have...

uh...well, every time someone in a red shirt comes around, he's generally referred to as "you, there". I guess I'll be the official "Certified You, There Technician". Unless someone can come up with a better sounding meaningless title that gives me some sort of official status, but yet has no relevance and meaning.

OK, sounds like you're hired, then!

Just remember that it's my job to recruit the cannon fodder

*remembers that*

So, who do I see about a uniform and shiny things to hang off of it. After all, what's cannon fodder without a sense of false bravado and misplaced confidence?

Who do you see -- for a uniform -- and shiny things in it??
I have no idea!! We don't have anyone to take care of that!! We did apparently rent hangers for hanging uniforms some time ago but the actual uniforms -- I think you'd better ask someone who has one - I'm sure I've seen personnel wearing uniforms around here although I myself don't wear one...

*looks around trying to spot a uniform*

Hey, look, there goes one!! ... No, that's not one of us... Funny, I didn't know we had any vogons here...

*keeps searching someone knowing something about uniforms*

Was just looking for a job around this big place and it looks like your hiring. Any openings for me?

Well, as you may have noticed, we really seem to need someone to take care of the uniforms of the employees... But of course you can do anything you want!

Hey, you, what about a "spacechemist", I`m responsable for any questions of chemistry: fuel, new materials for spaceships, etc.
Don`t you need someone like me? *grin*
*hoping*

I can take care of uniforms...but i will need a flashy title.

Max - I'm sure we could use a Space Chemist around here...

And Lintilla - don't look at me for the flashy title - we do have a person specialized for that so that I don't have to overload my brain... (it really would be much easier if I could learn to think in English... ) But any help from anyone in making up titles always much appreciated!!

What about;
Head Officer of Personnel Regalia and Pan-Galactic Vesture (Specialist in uniforms and space travel attire)

You see - better without me making up the titles...
Mind if I leave out the "specialist"-part from the front page - it might get a bit too long...?

no problem, i like the first part better. And thanks for the job!

I'll get right to it, send anyone who needs a nice get-up my way and i'll try to suit them up. I can also add shiny things, for "false bravado and misplaced confidence".

Hello - As I would like an exciting new carrier, I would like to share my qualifications with you.

I can build houses with sticks, charm small animals and befriend larger ones. I have no need for sleep. I fight for justice, protect the weak and walk my elderly neigbour's dog on Sundays. I climb mountains with ease and have better table manners than the Queen. I have limited ESP. I paint better than Picasso, sing more beautifully than Paul McCartney, think more clearly than Einstein and cook better than Martha Stewart. I can break stones with my hands, steel with my teeth and thread a needle without squinting.

Is there by any chance some sort of "Regional Over-seer Sublime" type position that I might be able to fill on this marvelous space station?