h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

my tabkey completes the command...

Oh what crazyness comes from the mouths of cows and dukes!

Oh, I didn't know that EC. I guess I'm a bit behind on the times.

*He leans down and searches for the lenses that fell out of his glasses*

my tab key tabulates

Well, at least it has a function. I don't know what mine...
...DOesssssss.... }Boing!{ }CRASH{

*Thorn's head has been shoved through a wall and his legs and arms are sticking out at every which way*

Ejector seat I guess.

I keep getting confused with the keys on my laptop... the function ket is where the ctrl key should be... blah...

And then there are detachable sets of extra keys on keypads which you can plug in via USB. One of them had a retractable cord that kept you from losing it and was for numbers. I think that it's meant to be useful to people that run those sorts of a store or restaurant where you have to head back and forth a whole lot maybe?
Or go from one side of the desk to the register a number of times?


A korean-american friend of mine had these extra symbols up top on his keys that you can do like a 2nd f/alpha deal to use like they have on a scientific or graphing calculator... but for using different scripts instead of just english. It lets him and his parents switch back and forth.

* flies in, hovers a little and leaves*

*Wait, come back - come back, I brought out some marshmallows and they're on skewers*
, too late.

*Eats marshmallows*

Mmmm... puffy.

Neat. DQ stopped by the NNCTR. A M occasion, ya?

I enjoy some things.

Really?

Yes. Do you?

It's the taking time out to enjoy them bit that's the difficult part sometimes. /

*Invades*

*A loud speaker makes an announcement* "The Terranic Army claims this Tea room in the name of Terrania."

*A cannon fires*

"If you don't like it you can have a word A814097"

*Infantry take up positions, and drink tea...*

huh we seem to be invading everywhere

We want the Tea Rooms... for starters