h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Who shall have the last laugh?

Oh, thank you Lloyd. Please do drop my keys off in the coat closet along with the gentlemen and ladies coats then thank you.

See? My side has valet.
Beat that.

Heh.

*watches Terran and his army fall through the hole in the tearoom floor*

See I told you someone would fall through that!

I guess you were right Cal. And as the official and legit conquerer of the tearoom (aka I called it first) I vow that I shall do something about this problem if I am reelected as Grand High Dictator of this tea room! CONFETTI!

"No you haven't" *said a representative bouncing off the trampoline underneath the floorboards...*

Haven't what?

ummmmm *goes down below the tearoom and removes the trampoline*


Does no-one understand THIS IS JACKS MANSION! AND MY TEAROOM AND I COME IN HERE ESPECIALLY TO BE ENTERTAINED BY EC AND YOUR INTERUPTING MY ENJOYMENT!!!!!!

NOW OFF!!!!!!

*places glass of water where trampoline once was...for comic purposes*

I wasn't put on this earth to amuse you Cal!

*Lloyd and Fred are two of Thorn's interdimensional warlock assistants one is a valet, the other is like a porter*

Now, if only I had something like a butler...

Fred, go carry these people's things for them. Thank you.
*Pays porter a tip*

Hmm, what's it taste like?

"I wasn't put on this earth to amuse you Cal!"

I agree EvilClaw! *nods*

*Then wacks EvilClaw on the head and drinks some tea...*

*wanders in and skips the 1000+ messages of backlog sinse he left*

People I have grave news...

*sees terran*

oh, you already know...

*wonders where Yael is and why she isn't here doing the confusion dance*

Well, we'll just see about what sort of lunch a shrunken Tearoom makes. Plus, it will give VA a helluva thing to draw in that comic she does about us, maybe.
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Ow! Stop whacking my head Terran! I need that for laters!

"I've been aching to know what a tearoom tastes like," Thorn says as he sets to work with trying to help make a new one.

"Oh, hello EC."

*points to a sign that says 'EC was put on this earth to soley entertain Cal' *

Oh, hey Thorn.

*ahem* Everybody loves Magical Trevor cause the tricks that he does are ever so clever. Look at him Darren, disappearing a Terran. Where is the Terran, hidden in the Barren? Taking a bow is Magical Trevor, everybody's seen that the trick is clever. He takes out his leathery, leathery whip making magic with a little flip.

*magical trevor lashes Terran's back with said leathery, leathery whip*

THanks Magical Trevor

Well, Cal, I guess you've got me there.

Hey where did all these beans come from... and why does my back hurt...

magical trevor is my hero

You were transported to a parrallel dimension. Also, wild and crazy cougars ripped up your back trying to get to your lucky charms.