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Thorn's Spatial-flux area that might not really be there.

Post 1

Thorn

Hi everybody.
I am putting this in here, as a space for in between the tea room and a few other places. I'm not important enough to have a galacti-whogumit office.
*snorks* smiley - snork
So this is more like...
Well *shrug* I guess you could call it a 'room'. The way the walls and things keep bending and curving oddly as though things were moving, every so often...
smiley - bigeyes
*Turns off the anti-reality switch*
}Click!{

*Turns on the surreality one*
}!kcik{

So, if you'll excuse me, smiley - erm,- the ceiling and walls are like floors. That is, you can walk on them. The floor however, is not deciding or choosing to behave like one, at the moment.
smiley - zen
*meditating, he muses*


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Post 2

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

*walks out of his Mansion's bathroom wearing a towelling robe*

smiley - whistle

smiley - huh

smiley - yikes

How did this get in here!

*makes a note to complain to builders about adding things all the time without permission*


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Post 3

Vauxhaul Astra

Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhooooooohoh!

Room that may or may not actually be here....


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Post 4

Thorn

"Oh," smiley - erm "hi boss."

I put it here. I come from an overlapping half-dimension, so - sometimes it gives me odd abilities like messing around with reality a bit. Doesn't actually take up any space though. Math to that's a trifle complicated. Um, smiley - sorry.



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Post 5

Thorn

Hi VA.
This spot is somewhere I wanted to put up for me.
Other people can use it too as much as they like though however.
The set of switches on that one wall (over there) toggle perceptions and well, smiley - blush maybe gravity or the physical rules of the place a bit.

Sort of like Howl's doorknob and Willy Wonka's glass elevator, except stationary. *Shrug*

Isn't it fun to be able to walk on sides that aren't the floor?
smiley - winkeye


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Post 6

Vauxhaul Astra

Yes!

Now I can jump out the window whithout ever having to climb out!


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Post 7

Thorn

smiley - erm...
*Shrugs confused*

"Would it still be falling if the wall was like a floor? Um..."

*Tries to puzzle that one out, but makes little progress at it*
Hmm...


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Post 8

Vauxhaul Astra

Yes, the window on floor type of a thing, yes.


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Post 9

Thorn

"smiley - erm, VA,- I'd be a bit careful about that, [if] I were you."

*Has half-a mind to get out some nails and a few boards.*

"It might be kinda like leaping out into a one-direction infinite stream of physical space. because then, that'd make the sky sorta like the ground kinda." *hmm* "...in a way"

*Pauses*
"Well,- smiley - ok. Either that or the anti, non, and sur- reality effects don't continue on, past too far outside of this room. In which case you would probably just fall onto the ground."

*Jots that one down to also be puzzled out,- possibly at a later time.*


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Post 10

Vauxhaul Astra

Ah, so what your saying is... I should...



Jump out the window!

ANd by some very odd bit of logic... I would land where i jumpped from?


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Post 11

Thorn

"Well... maybe. The bad part is... one of the possible outcomes... would be a naer-permanent free-fall through space."
smiley - skull

"Which is why you should put on these reality shoes. Allow me to illustrate..."

*Thorn puts a pair on, and then falls on his head,- since he was sitting on the ceiling.*

:|
"Um, owch."


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Post 12

Vauxhaul Astra

OOOOHHHH!

I want a pair!!


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Post 13

Thorn

"smiley - ok,- here you go" he dizzily muttered.


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Post 14

Vauxhaul Astra

*Puts them on*

*Nothing happens*


...What's going on...


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Post 15

Thorn

*Thorn raises an eyebrow*
"That would be,- perhaps, because you are standing on the ground."
*He pauses for a bit to think about that, and figures that for the time being, that explanation works. Sort of. More-or-less.*


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Post 16

Vauxhaul Astra

Sort of indeed.
Of perhaps I'm just strange.smiley - cool


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Post 17

Thorn

I hope Jack does not mind too much that I have pinched one of his dry-cleaned bathrobes...
*Silky.* Professional too.

*looks down at slippers and then at fireplace.

smiley - whistle...


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Post 18

Vauxhaul Astra

Hey Thorn, chin-up mate.smiley - smiley


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Post 19

Thorn

"Well... Jack certainly does seem to know about fine things such as this."

smiley - bigeyes
*He was merely admiring the construction of the slippers*

Hmm...

*He sips his coffee*

"I made a smaller physical-rulebending box for this small coffee maker here. If you push the button that's center it will let you pour upside down into a glass but without spilling."

*Thorn raises an eyebrow and holds his mug out at a slightly sideways angle to demonstrate as best he can.*

"You can try too if you want..."

*Shrugs*


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Post 20

Vauxhaul Astra

Hm, I'm not a coffee fan, but if I press this button...
..Then twiddle this...
..Put this wire againt this one...
*ELECTROCUTION*

*Sizzle*

*Cough*

It now makes Hot Chocalate.


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