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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Jan 8, 2000
and a hearty 'oink' to you my good grimy fellow.
And might I inform you that I saw a splendid patch of mud somewhere down the road just now. fancy a little wallow and root later on?
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Antithesis Posted Jan 8, 2000
I see nothing wrong with pigs, by the way. They really don't eat all that much. They're pretty smart, so I've been told. And they only roll in the mud because that's what farmers put them in. I don't see why we need to insult them by equating them with men.
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Cheerful Dragon Posted Jan 8, 2000
Pigs roll in mud 'cos they don't sweat ('sweating like a pig' is a misconception) and it's the only way they can keep cool. It's not that farmers put pigs in mud because they don't care (for example), but because that's where the pigs need to be. Another common misconception is that pigs roll in dung (including their own). They don't. My mum's family used to keep pigs, so she should know.
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Jan 9, 2000
I couldn't grunt in concurrence with you more.
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Vakuum Posted Jan 9, 2000
Well.. some men are pigs..
no, really.. it's a kind of intern humor to a friend of me who often visits this page. But if you want to rewrite it to "real men are not afraid of the dark", go ahead.
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pink_sparkley_fairy (whos really looking forwrd to reading festival) Posted Jan 9, 2000
how many heartbroken fairies does it take to change a light bulb?
A:none because i really couldnt give a f**k if im sat in the dark.....
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pink_sparkley_fairy (whos really looking forwrd to reading festival) Posted Jan 9, 2000
how many heartbroken fairies does it take to change a light bulb?
A:none because i really couldnt give a f**k if im sat in the dark.....
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pink_sparkley_fairy (whos really looking forwrd to reading festival) Posted Jan 9, 2000
damn.......tried to ** it but too slow....sorry to anyone who might be offended
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Jan 9, 2000
ow f**k, don't ya hate it when that happens 
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Frankie Corridor Posted Jan 9, 2000
What, saying "f**k" accidentally, or being heartbroken?
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saffire Posted Jan 9, 2000
possibly both
im sorry to hear you are heartbroken pinksparkleyfairy
--some of those light bulb jokes should cheer you up
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jan 9, 2000
Prez.. you are taking the gratuitous use of the word f**k to a new level since your discovery of the F**king Journo.. Nice One! F**king Nice One My Son!
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Jan 10, 2000
Yes!
Yes!
Fxxk
you
too!
But seriously. Come now.
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Jan 10, 2000
Never mind all that. Let's have another one of your wonderful dancing demonstrations.
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Jan 10, 2000
The Assembly Halls in George Street has slipped into a bit of a coma, hasn't it...
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Antithesis Posted Jan 11, 2000
Oh, no, I wasn't insulted... really, I have a sense of humor.
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Jan 11, 2000
The Assembly Halls at George Street.
You mean you never heard of The Assembly Halls at George Street?
Hey SPINY! She's never heard of The Assembly Halls at George Street!
What planet are u from luv?
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