A Conversation for Light Bulb Jokes

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Post 1

Dances with Wools

How many Linux programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They're all too busy trying to make the old one work.


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Post 2

Wal

How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but you will need to upgrade your light fitting and restart the local power station twice before you can use it.


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Post 3

m00seb0y2 [ ((189-9)/5)+6 = 42 ] ----- Just Say <moose>

Yes...but at the end of the day.....

Q. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I'm not changing anything, it's obviously a hardware problem


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Post 4

philbo baggins

I thought it was:

How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, Bill Gates simply declares darkness the industry standard

smiley - winkeye

Phil


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Post 5

ouiskiandzoda

How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He just stands with the light bulb held up and waits for the world to rotate around him.

I first heard this in about 1982, by the way.


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Post 6

NPY

How many sound enigneers does it take top change a lightbulb?

One, two, one, two....


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