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Dances with Wools Started conversation Feb 17, 2002
How many Linux programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They're all too busy trying to make the old one work.
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Wal Posted Mar 8, 2002
How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but you will need to upgrade your light fitting and restart the local power station twice before you can use it.
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m00seb0y2 [ ((189-9)/5)+6 = 42 ] ----- Just Say <moose> Posted Jun 26, 2002
Yes...but at the end of the day.....
Q. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. I'm not changing anything, it's obviously a hardware problem
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philbo baggins Posted Nov 6, 2002
I thought it was:
How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Bill Gates simply declares darkness the industry standard
Phil
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ouiskiandzoda Posted Nov 20, 2006
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He just stands with the light bulb held up and waits for the world to rotate around him.
I first heard this in about 1982, by the way.
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NPY Posted Jun 8, 2007
How many sound enigneers does it take top change a lightbulb?
One, two, one, two....
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